Haha, do you kiss people at Mass? If some guy tried that I’m afraid I’d punch first and think later, haha.
I try to set a good example at Mass so I’m always torn at the kiss of peace. I don’t want to hurt people’s feelings who might be new or poorly catechized, but I also hate turning my back on Our Lord on the altar just then. Usually I shake hands with those nearest and stop to kneel as soon as father says “Angus Dei…” even if people are still trying to get my attention. It never feels like I get it just right, another reason the EF is more comfortable for me.