Return of yet another oldie - TPAM [The Poster After Me]

[UpUpAndAway]

If I’m-a gonna drink coffee, yes. (I drink tea daily, but coffee perhaps just 1-4 times a year.) Dark roast, not burned. Yes, I’m talking about you, Starbucks…

TPAM plays video games every day.

 

[GEddie]

Usually not.

TPAM hasn’t used real playing cards in decades.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

I just used playing cards three weeks ago, to play a game of solitaire in a hotel room.

TPAM has never gambled in a casino.

 

[GEddie]

Nope, got better uses for money.

TPAM has an extensive wine-cellar

 

[Sunbreak]

No, no wine cellar at all

TPAM saves greeting cards sent to him/her

 

[GEddie]

Sometimes.

TPAM’s life is like a box of chocolates.

 

[Convert3]

Isn’t everyone’s??

TPAM exercises daily.

 

[GEddie]

Try to.

TPAM has a mesomorphic bodybuild.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

I wish. I’m a textbook endomorph

Due to COVID-19, TPAM has been continuously locked down for six months or longer.

 

[Sunbreak]

No, not continuously but I haven’t gone out much.

TPAM plays a musical instrument.

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM is learning the harp in preparation for Heaven.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

With everything else I need to do to be even remotely prepared for heaven, I don’t have the time to learn to play the harp too…

TPAM burns incense at home.

 

[Convert3]

Not with my asthma!

TPAM has already begun Christmas shopping.

 

[boldlygo]

Nope…didn’t even think about it until I saw your post…

TPAM types with two fingers.

 

[Sunbreak]

No, I type quickly with all fingers.

TPAM has lived on a houseboat.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No, but I wouldn’t be surprised if that ended up happening one day.

TPAM is the fourth of seven children.

 

[GEddie]

Nope, only two siblings

TPAM is someone’s baby sister.

 

[boldlygo]

I doubt it…I’ve had a beard and a deep voice for almost five decades…

TPAM buys cigars online.

 

[GEddie]

Have never smoked. I like breathing too much!

TPAM has tried veganism.

 

[Convert3]

Uh…no.

TPAM has ridden in a police car.