Return of yet another oldie - TPAM [The Poster After Me]

[UpUpAndAway]

No. I’ve been in one while it was parked, though.

TPAM lives in a brownstone.

 

[GEddie]

Nope. None of those for a thousand miles.

TPAM owns a boat.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No.

TPAM is self-employed.

 

[Convert3]

I’m a retired person managing my own investments. Does that count?

TPAM has an Apple computer.

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM still has a VHS that runs

 

[Convert3]

Yes

TPAM still has a Betamax that runs.

 

[GEddie]

No.

TPAM has milked cows.

 

[Convert3]

I have.

TPAM has milked goats

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM has swum with the sharks.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Not yet.

TPAM lives south of the equator.

 

[Sunbreak]

No

TPAM has seen a buffalo up close

 

[GEddie]

Only Buffalo, New York!

TPAM has had fleas!

 

[Sunbreak]

No

TPAM has stayed at a place that had bedbugs

 

[GEddie]

Nope.

TPAM has swallowed an insect.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

Yes. I suspect every person has, but most were not aware of it when it happened.

TPAM is a firefighter.

 

[Sunbreak]

No

TPAM doesn’t care about the US elections

 

[boldlygo]

Wrong!! The thought of a self-proclaimed Catholic who has voted against all five of the Catholic non-negotiables, and has stated that he will legislate legal abortion if the SCOTUS strikes down Roe v Wade becoming POTUS disgusts me. He makes the philandering JFK look like a saint.

TPAM has a good stock of TP.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

It’s good enough for us, neither the bare bones minimum nor a hoard.

TPAM is in the middle of a 54-day Rosary novena.

 

[Sunbreak]

No

TPAM is eating too much because of staying home due to the pandemic.

 

[GEddie]

Endeavoring not to.

TPAM strives manfully to be humble.