And how would we host a funeral this way?
It’s kind of farfetched, but I can’t see why there couldn’t be such a thing as a “virtual” or “online” funeral — not a Requiem Mass, but something non-sacramental, prayers for the departed, perhaps an online rosary (these are becoming very common, my parish does this, though not for funerals or wakes). I suppose it all depends on how you define “funeral”.
I really don’t have a way to justify this, other than to speculate that God is not bound by space or location, but I have to think that a telephone or online confession and absolution would be at least
probably valid. If a priest, bishop, or Pope administers general absolution to a whole church full of people, is that not valid? What if it is 50,000 people in a football stadium — let’s say the Holy Father is celebrating an outdoor Mass and word has just come over the news that ICBMs are incoming in 15 minutes? People who are in an overflow area in the tailgate section of the stadium grounds, watching on a Jumbotron? People in the parking lot listening in their cars?
And as for issues of confidentiality being an obstacle to using a telephone (even if the priest and penitent are in fairly close proximity, such as some of the “parking lot confessions” that have been in the news recently where the priest has a dedicated cellphone number posted), I’ve mentioned this before, but even “regular” confessions in a church can be easily heard when the priest and/or penitent talk loudly. I’ve been in many situations where they were talking so loudly, that I had to find some way to “tune them out”. So much for confidentiality. And, God forbid, someone could plant a “bug” in a confessional as a prank — there are people who would do that. Lord have mercy on their souls, but there are people who would do that. The words I would use to describe them are not printable on CAF.
And what about Father Damien’s confession to a priest on a boat some distance away from him? How was that valid? Would using a cell phone, assuming one had existed, have cast any doubt on the validity of the sacrament, and why?
The Orthodox are not ones to do something “slapdash”. They have 2000 years of Christian tradition and sacramental theology behind them, just the same as we do. I would be interested in hearing how they justify such a thing. I wouldn’t dismiss it out of hand.