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rwillenborg
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I just thought I’d post this funny little story…
So, my one friend, a rabid anti-catholic (man, when am I gonna start hanging out with my own kind, sheesh…) was unhappy with his church and so he left.
And then he did piles and piles and piles of research to see what the FIRST Christians actually did for worship. I should try to post his paper, if he’ll let me. Anyway, so he decided that he was going to start a new church (where he’s from, that’s what you when you’re not happy, you leave and start your own church) and HIS worship was going to be based on all of this.
My friend said ‘Why don’t you come to my church and bring your paper with you? I know those Catholics are heretics and all, but just come, so you can see how wrong we are.’
He agreed, mostly cuz she was being a pest.
He brought the paper and it was as if he had a script for Mass. Reading from scripture. Check. Offering prayers. Check. The Eucharist. Check. He was HORRIFIED. I mean, absolutely floored. It didn’t help that as each part of Mass was unfolding that my friend would lean over to him and say ‘This part here, that’s the part on the top of page 2’.
Mass ended, and I assure you, my protestant friend did NOT go in peace.
He instead decided to sit in his car and smoke from his ‘emergency’ pack of cigarettes.
My friend and I chatted with some other parishioners afterward and about fifteen minutes later we came out and he was still in his car, slamming on his steering wheel.
I got in the passenger seat.
‘Being wrong sucks. RCIA starts up in the fall, though. I’ll be your sponsor and I PROMISE not to rub it in how I was right all along.’
And he said ‘It CAN’T be, it just CAN’T.’
'Oh yeah, I said, ‘and Catholics actually have apostolic succession. Bonus. And tje promise from Lord Jesus that the gates of hell shall not prevail against the Church. Double bonus. And the Holy Spirit will prevent her from teaching error. And cookies and coffee afterwards.’
He’s converting, oh, he’s not happy about it, because admitting you were wrong is a really, really not fun thing to do, but he’ll come around.
So, my one friend, a rabid anti-catholic (man, when am I gonna start hanging out with my own kind, sheesh…) was unhappy with his church and so he left.
And then he did piles and piles and piles of research to see what the FIRST Christians actually did for worship. I should try to post his paper, if he’ll let me. Anyway, so he decided that he was going to start a new church (where he’s from, that’s what you when you’re not happy, you leave and start your own church) and HIS worship was going to be based on all of this.
My friend said ‘Why don’t you come to my church and bring your paper with you? I know those Catholics are heretics and all, but just come, so you can see how wrong we are.’
He agreed, mostly cuz she was being a pest.
He brought the paper and it was as if he had a script for Mass. Reading from scripture. Check. Offering prayers. Check. The Eucharist. Check. He was HORRIFIED. I mean, absolutely floored. It didn’t help that as each part of Mass was unfolding that my friend would lean over to him and say ‘This part here, that’s the part on the top of page 2’.
Mass ended, and I assure you, my protestant friend did NOT go in peace.
He instead decided to sit in his car and smoke from his ‘emergency’ pack of cigarettes.
My friend and I chatted with some other parishioners afterward and about fifteen minutes later we came out and he was still in his car, slamming on his steering wheel.
I got in the passenger seat.
‘Being wrong sucks. RCIA starts up in the fall, though. I’ll be your sponsor and I PROMISE not to rub it in how I was right all along.’
And he said ‘It CAN’T be, it just CAN’T.’
'Oh yeah, I said, ‘and Catholics actually have apostolic succession. Bonus. And tje promise from Lord Jesus that the gates of hell shall not prevail against the Church. Double bonus. And the Holy Spirit will prevent her from teaching error. And cookies and coffee afterwards.’
He’s converting, oh, he’s not happy about it, because admitting you were wrong is a really, really not fun thing to do, but he’ll come around.