Stuff Traditional Catholics Say

[Deo_Gratias42]

I’m sure you’ve all seen the videos floating around YouTube of Stuff ______ Says. I must say the ones about Stuff Catholic Girls Say is pretty accurate.

Let’s see what everyone can come up with.

• I can’t. I have to go to Confession tonight
• I have to go to Mass and Benediction tonight.
• About to eat a hamburger Grr! It’s Friday!!!
• Sorry, I’m fasting today.
• When’s the next Ignatian retreat?
• Which missal do you recommend? Baronius Press or Angeles Press?
• Father gave an excellent sermon on Hell today.

 

[YoungTradCath]

I can’t move there, there’s no EF.

 

[couponfit]

I’m going to confession saturday…do you want to come?

 

[couponfit]

Have you seen my rosary?

 

[couponfit]

“Daddy, why is she wearing the rosary around her neck?”

 

[couponfit]

“Dad, is this dress ok for church?”

 

[couponfit]

My brother has 8 kids.

 

[couponfit]

Oh, wait, don’t eat, we didn’t pray yet.

 

[couponfit]

Vatican II was not infallible because the Holy Ghost was not solemnly invoked.

 

[couponfit]

This Pope is so liberal!

 

[couponfit]

Hey, honey, I remember to say, “and with your spirit” today.

 

[couponfit]

Oh, that’s kind of new, I think it started in the 11th century.

 

[couponfit]

I just downloaded a new confession app!

 

[couponfit]

“Daddy, how do you know the names of all those people in the windows!”

 

[couponfit]

She’s so cute, and she’s catholic.

 

[couponfit]

I have about 50 cousins, oh, on my Dad’s side.

 

[couponfit]

Since when did our church has a bible study group?

 

[YoungTradCath]

Why are they singing hymns and not Propers? Eliminate option 4 please.

 

[christofirst]

Honey, is my suit back from the cleaners yet? Tomorrow’s Sunday.

(this is especially apparent here in SoCal, where Church attire = beach attire!)

 

[Dan_Daly]

You know you are among traditional Catholics when someone mentions “human respect” and both the speaker and the listeners know they are referring to a bad thing.

Pax