Sweden to Study Belching Cows

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I say save the world by eating cows!! That is my new motto.

Save the world one steak at a time. I think that will have a shirt made with this printed on it.
 
I always did think there was something sinister about Swedish cow. But I thought the cause of global warming was cow farts, not belches. At least that’s what the press has been promoting. We’ll get to the bottom of this thing yet…
 
roanoker said:
I always did think there was something sinister about Swedish cow. But I thought the cause of global warming was cow farts, not belches. At least that’s what the press has been promoting. We’ll get to the bottom of this thing yet…
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Apparently the Swedish cows do things “bass ackwards” 😃
 
You know, there’s medicine that they could give those cows to stop their belching. Tums, Maalox, Zantac are a few that come to mind. Of course, it might get a little expensive, as there are a heck of a lot of bovines in the world. But since global warming is about to kill us all, no expense is too great, I guess.
 
I know y’all are having fun, but you have heard of supply and demand, right? If you think cow belches and/or flatulance contributes to global warming, you should do your best to REDUCE the demand for beef.

Eat broccoli, legumes and tofu! The cattle ranchers will go out of business.

East more beef and they’ll just raise more.

Global warming aside, I think I’d probably be a bit healthier with more veggies and less meat…
 
If we switch from beef to broccili, legumes, tofu, and such, the problem changes from bovine flatulence to human flatulence. Then what do we do? I tell you, we’re all doomed!
 
roanoker said:
If we switch from beef to broccili, legumes, tofu, and such, the problem changes from bovine flatulence to human flatulence. Then what do we do? I tell you, we’re all doomed!
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This would lead to even more ridiculous videos on you tube of people lighting their own “methane production”😃
 
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