Tear Each Other Apart Thread

[dianaiad]

N: “‘Temple garments’ – too funny, they look like they were designed by a Warner Brothers animator!”

D: “Yes, we Mormons are a strange lot; say, what’s that thing underneath your shirt?”

N: “Oh, this? It’s a scapular; it’s a facsimile of the monastic hair shirt, and it’s supposed to irritate the skin and remind you not to sin throughout the day. The plastic cover is great – it’s almost like perpetual flagellation! You’re never supposed to take it off, even when sleeping or… well, you’re never supposed to take it off.”

D: “No, I mean the other thing.”

N: "Oh, that’s a cornicello. It’s an Italian amulet in the shape of a bull’s horn that’s sacred to the moon goddess and is used to ward off the ‘mallocchio’ (evil eye). I wear it next to my crucifix.

there is nothing to say to the above but…

 

[FickleFreckled]

CB Catholic,
I’m Italian too! I have a way better use for gnocci: the store-bought variety from WalMart make great huge pasty white garden slug-looking things to play tricks on your friends. Cook them according to directions, place in strategic locations - screen doors, prized potted plants, and watch your friend run for the industrial strength pest spray…

 

[CB_Catholic]

CB Catholic,
I’m Italian too! I have a way better use for gnocci: the store-bought variety from WalMart make great huge pasty white garden slug-looking things to play tricks on your friends. Cook them according to directions, place in strategic locations - screen doors, prized potted plants, and watch your friend run for the industrial strength pest spray…

 

[prodigalson12]

.Can the games begin again, ???

 

[Auriel]

I had a thought…just so we’d understand each other better, we could bash OUR OWN religions for awhile instead of everyone else’s…humorously, of course…
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KEWL! Cuz my relatives were religiously fickle, Freckled. They tried all kinds of religions. I’ve been sprinkled and dunked too! They’re just about all fair game, it’s open season and I’m breaking no rules! YIPEEEE!!! http://i41.tinypic.com/2sbjpug.jpg

 

[Auriel]

I’m thinking if I had to come up with just one, how would I do it? I could mix them together and see what I get. Would that be like Unitarian? My Methodist Aunt switched to Unitarian.

I’ll be back. I have to find out what Unitarians believe.

And since I offended by saying to some, “your going to hell”…Sorry.

Your going to hades. Or h e double hockey sticks. Better?

 

[prodigalson12]

I’m thinking if I had to come up with just one, how would I do it? I could mix them together and see what I get. Would that be like Unitarian? My Methodist Aunt switched to Unitarian.

I’ll be back. I have to find out what Unitarians believe.

And since I offended by saying to some, “your going to hell”…Sorry.

Your going to hades. Or h e double hockey sticks. Better?

http://i41.tinypic.com/t0gbip.jpg

The problem with that thinking, we all end up at the same place and bible study to eternity,… THEN GET kicked out because we are now the majority AND are having too much fun with fellowship so not following the status Miserable quo.