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Speaking of bad christian “pop” music of the 1970’s. The absolute worst name for an album called “swing that Gospel Axe” by a group called upward bound. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/onionhead/gospel_axe.jpg
How about this: WHY does HAWAIIAN style pizza have CANADIAN bacon on it?
I agree. Somebody came up with the idea of putting pineapples on pizza. I like pineapples and I like pizza but for my tastes, they don’t mix well. OK, some people like pineapples on pizza.
I like wine and I like ice cream, but they don’t go together well
ROFLI went to a teen Mass a few times because of ill-scheduling, and the contemporary music did not do it for me. One of the lyrics to a song was, and I kid not: ‘I am waiting for you like a lover’ A lover? Is the Lord in lingere? C’mon, this is Mass…Keep the soft rock for the prom please![]()
There has to be a worse one. “Ballad of the Lukewarm” (I forget who recorded it) has got to be the worst Christian song ever.That album cover looks like dozens of other Christian album covers from the 70s! My husband and I have a whole stack!
I found the words for Gospel Axe:
josephschell.com/fest/archives/000044.html
I always try to keep an open mind when it comes to Christian music/lyrics. But I have to admit, this one just doesn’t seem very well-thought out. But then, probably the Holy Spirit used this song to convict someone out there of their need for the Lord, so I will NOT criticize! Besides, I write songs, and perhaps somewhere, someone is reading one of MY songs right now and saying, “Wow, does this stink! This person should take a vow of writing silence!”![]()
Lyrics are something like this:There has to be a worse one. “Ballad of the Lukewarm” (I forget who recorded it) has got to be the worst Christian song ever.
I’m sorry, but a lot of middle-aged Catholics are total jerks, and I’m talking about my own age group. I am 50. They are so clueless [and patronizing] to think that teenagers will only be interested in happy-clappy contemporary praise and worship. Blech! Aren’t they forgetting the time when they were teenagers once?Hah. I’m very much a traditionalist when it comes to music. I’m 14, by the way.
A few weeks back, near the end of school, my eighth grade class went to the Cathedral for a “Graduate’s Mass” that all of the eighth grade classes in our section of the diocese went to. During the Mass, the music was very contemporary - piano(which I didn’t mind too much), guitar(blech), and a bunch of modern music that I certainly didn’t like but wouldn’t kill myself over. No big deal. But before the Mass, the cantor went to the front with a bunch of her kids(she was principal of one of the schools) and did this big thing, showing everybody how to do the Alleluia. It was a beyond annoying setting for it, and then we were told that we needed to do the sign language for it - a clap and this swirly thing down, I have no idea if it’s actually legit sign language or not - that I despised. It was bad. Way bad. Enough to send me seething. And then, after the barrage of guitar and junk music, they have the recessional as a beautiful instrumental for the pipe organ! I about died. Why, I wondered, couldn’t they have had that throughout the entire Mass? Why did they assume that because we are young, we’d enjoy the stupid songs and not-so-good accompaniments?
I agree. I have nothing against Contemporary Christian music. I even like some CCM artists such as Casting Crowns. But I agree that CCM doesn’t belong in mass.traditional…definitely. I can’t remember the last time I heard the organ in my church…i miss it so! However, at other events like youth rallies or youth gatherings outside of mass I do like comtemporary christian music - as long as it doesn’t go against Church teachings as a way to reach out to kids in music styles they may prefer on a day to day basis. I see no harm in having contemporary christian music in these settings especially over the immoral music some teens listen to. But in mass, keep it traditional, it’s much more beautiful and meaningful that way. I don’t see the reason why some people want to turn mass into youth group…it doesn’t make sense!!
WOW! Someone forgot to take their happy pills. Oh wait - they don’t like happy stuff.I’m sorry, but a lot of middle-aged Catholics are total jerks, and I’m talking about my own age group. I am 50. They are so clueless [and patronizing] to think that teenagers will only be interested in happy-clappy contemporary praise and worship. Blech! Aren’t they forgetting the time when they were teenagers once?
Boy, I sure agree with this.WOW! Someone forgot to take their happy pills. Oh wait - they don’t like happy stuff.
People are putting too much ‘I’ into these ranting discussions. The liturgy is about us worshiping God together. Short of God doing the burning bush thing again, we may never know what kind of worship makes him happiest. My guess is God likes chanting as much as drums and guitars. He gave us many forms of music. Use them all is my vote.
WOW! Someone forgot to take their happy pills. Oh wait - they don’t like happy stuff.
Who said we didn’t like the happy stuff? It’s not a matter of taste as much as it is what is appropriate. I suppose a “Country music mass” like someone suggested might be appropriate in some instances. Yeehaw!
The underlying question revolves around how music sets the tone. And the tone of music affects all of us, whether we want it to or not. Next time your at a movie, take note of the musical score. There will be a different kind of music during tense action scenes than there will be during tender moments of the film.
I just got home from mass a little while ago, and it was a joyous occasion for me. But there was no clapping, no guitars or rock bands. Only a pipe organ, grand piano and violin. As I mentioned before in one of my posts somewhere, there are two different kinds of happy. One is reverie, and the other is being amused, and it is possible to have one without the other.
I was about to make the same point. My issue with contemporary isn’t quite so much the sound(although it most certainly can be, and often is), but the lyrics. For some reason, contemporary seems to be where the majority of doctrinal issues pop up. I know for a lot of people that that puts the nail in the coffin for contemporary music in the Mass. Too often it is stupid and incorrect. If composers of contemporary music would bring the quality of their music and the lyrics way up, I’m sure that a lot more people would be more open to having more contemporary music in the Mass. Right now, it’s just not good enough.do you know the purpose of sacred music? I’m not trying to be judgemental, but when there is music during the Eucharistic procession about bread and wine instead of body and blood it makes me wonder if that isn’t one of the reasons why many don’t believe in the Real Presence…
We have this already at my local geographic parish. If I had wanted to be Southern Baptist, I’d move down the street to First Baptist Church - they do country every week but “dey ain’t Catlick”.Frankly, I would love to hear a Country Music Mass, and I know that many of you think that Jesus couldn’t possibly tolerate country music. Well, I don’t agree, and I think that there’s nothing innately irreverent or unsacred about the style of country music. We just don’t have a “Garth Haugen” or “Dolly Haas” out there yet.
Would you say country music has some quality about it that suits it for liturgical use, or makes it especially appropriate for Mass? It seems to have fallen awfully far from the chant tree.Frankly, I would love to hear a Country Music Mass, and I know that many of you think that Jesus couldn’t possibly tolerate country music. Well, I don’t agree, and I think that there’s nothing innately irreverent or unsacred about the style of country music.
Why stop with a country music mass? Why not a hip-hop mass? or a ska/reggae mass? Or a heavy metal mass, or a grunge mass? How about a Motown mass? Let’s have masses for all musical tastes.And to everyone else, don’t look down on boomers who still enjoy CCM. That’s just snobbery. Frankly, I would love to hear a Country Music Mass, and I know that many of you think that Jesus couldn’t possibly tolerate country music. Well, I don’t agree, and I think that there’s nothing innately irreverent or unsacred about the style of country music. We just don’t have a “Garth Haugen” or “Dolly Haas” out there yet.