Tell a lie about the person above you

[dallas_r]

all seafood is of the devil.

Angry asian noises

@dallas_r likes to poke children in the eyes and make seagull noises.

lol

 

[thephilosopher6]

@Capta(name removed by moderator)rudeman likes to brush their teeth with prune juice.

 

[OsculeturMeOsculo]

Capta(name removed by moderator)rudeman is actually a bot that is putting in a virus so he can steal your social security number.

 

[TheOldColonel]

The Old Colonel never lies.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

Actually, it’s rat brains. I’m not called Roman Catholic for nothing.

 

[dallas_r]

The Old Colonel never lies.

@TheOldColonel is lying.

 

[thephilosopher6]

@TheOldColonel always lies.

 

[OsculeturMeOsculo]

Are both statements lies?

 

[dallas_r]

Both statements are lies.

Not as much of a lie as this statement, for I am truthful.

 

[QContinuum]

Capta(name removed by moderator)rudeman knows all the words to the theme song, “The Love Boat.”

 

[TheOldColonel]

Everything I say is a lie… Including this.

 

[dallas_r]

@Brittany sings along to Chris Brown in the shower.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

@QContinuum knows all the words to the themes of every anime in existence.

 

[QContinuum]

Dammit, man. You’ve broken the space-time continuum.

 

[thephilosopher6]

@TheOldColonel wears adult diapers.

 

[QContinuum]

Gotta catch 'em all.

 

[TheOldColonel]

I assure you they are GI diapers.

 

[dallas_r]

my lamp is flickering and it’s making me rather nervous.

When you have to get water at 2 am and sprint to the water jug and sprint back as fast as possible without spilling the water.

 

[TheOldColonel]

Rather, I’ve fixed it. Unpleasant, isn’t it?

 

[OsculeturMeOsculo]

I think my mother did something like that once.