Tell a lie about the person above you

[dallas_r]

Running in the dark makes me incredibly anxious

I just hate having to get water in the middle of the night.

I think my mother did something like that once.

Don’t we all?

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

@Brittany once thought Gregorian Chants were Georgian chants, so she believed that Catholics sang country music at mass.

 

[thephilosopher6]

@SammyRose secretly wants to skinny dip inside a baptismal font.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

Ooh, scandalous.

 

[dallas_r]

I want to nail the Papal Bull on a Lutheran Church door.

 

[OsculeturMeOsculo]

Oh, I misunderstood I thought you meant going outside to a well or something, my bad.

 

[TheOldColonel]

He’s an NSA Plant. Careful what you “lie” about.

 

[OsculeturMeOsculo]

 

[thephilosopher6]

@Brittany likes to punch humans.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

Puppies are too thin. Fully-grown dogs are the best consistency.

@Brittany was found out long ago, and now it’s just her parents catfishing us.

 

[dallas_r]

I used to suffer from unexplained horrible hallucinations and paranoia in the dark.

Haha, same. Grew out of it though, but darkness is plain uncomfortable.

@Brittany is secretly a grandma baby boomer trying to fit in with the younger generation of Catholics

 

[QContinuum]

Brittany is a card shark and on the wanted list by 10 different mobs.

 

[TheOldColonel]

Thank you. We needed that Intel.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

No, not enough emojis. You need at least 3 between words.

 

[thephilosopher6]

@Brittany is actually going out to fight crime now.

 

[CaptainPrudeman]

@Brittany doesn’t sleep. She’s a robot.

 

[thephilosopher6]

Oops replied to wrong person. Lol

 

[dallas_r]

Well, I’ve got to go to bed. I genuinely had fun on this thread. Good night, all!

@Brittany sleeps upside down

Goodnight!

 

[QContinuum]

Indeed.

TheOldColonel has a superpower: he can post fewer than 10 characters. Without emojis.

 

[TheOldColonel]

Indeed. 10 Characters without emojis.