Or, again, move a little further north from DC, and only January and February are bad (even then lots of days over freezing, and more snow to play in), and unless you’re pregnant the whole summer is tolerable - summer stays mostly in the 80s.
No poisonous bugs or snakes, friendly people, low cost of living (if you get away from the coastal areas). Top notch schools. Low chance of major natural disasters. I’m telling you, Pennsylvania is
nice.
(And yes, I’m a little partial.)

I don’t get the push to move south (except for a job). But apparently I’m a weirdo in that regard. I’ve never lived in Texas but I have lived in pretty much every region of the US, and it would be really hard for me to leave the Mid-Atlantic.