Coming from Adam’s rib has been understood to mean from his side.
Well, that’s even
more remarkable! Now, what could “side” (Hebrew:
tsela) actually mean? Could it mean that God created Eve by taking
one-half of Adam and creating a new person? (I wonder if Eve was the *better *half?

Or if Eve is the
right side, as opposed to the wrong side?

) If Eve is actually one-half of Adam, then Adam is
one-half of Eve – thus, complete equality exists between the two, no subservience whatsoever. Eve exists as a help-meet to Adam, and Adam exists as a help-meet to Eve, because each half needs the other. Thus, Jesus taking form of the male, implies that Mary is the
other half of Jesus. (Before I get flamed here, let me emphasize that at least I’m not claiming that
Satan and Jesus are brothers, as Mormons are wont to do.

) And this might actually undermine the idea that the priesthood need be all-male – which is an argument I’m
not arguing, so take a chill-pill.

What all this implies is that God created Adam-version 1.0 as, basically, androgynous, or even asexual, certainly celibate; whereas Adam-version 2.0 is specifically male, sexual, and non-celibate. (And not even *touching *on the issue of the celibate priesthood in the Latin, as opposed to the Greek, Church, so calm down.

)
And why did God split Adam-1.0 only in
half? Why not in
thirds? Or
fourths? Because in the beginning God created the heavens and the earth – which are two separate entities. Thus, it makes sense for God to transform Adam into Adam-2.0 and Eve-1.0. Notice that Adam-1.0 was
defective, and had to be improved, whereas Eve was
perfect from the beginning – No recalls needed! No defective parts due to imperfect Chinese manufacturing! Which is why you should always tell your wife, “You look
perfect in that dress!”
Ok, back to the generation and procession of the Son and the Holy Spirit. Adam-1.0 represents the Father, and the production of Adam-2.0 and Eve-1.0 represents the generation of the Son (represented by Adam-2.0, who, like the Son, is thought of as masculine) and the procession of the Spirit (represented by Eve-1.0, who, like the Spirit, is often thought of as feminine).
After Adam-2.0 and Eve-1.0 are made, Adam-1.0 (or “the Father”) is no longer visible, which is why the Father is – to the best of my knowledge – never (or very rarely) depicted in visual form in the Orthodox Churches, and which is why – according to the Orthodox Tradition of the East – whenever God
does appear in the Old Testament, it is actually God the Son appearing.