The Lard is my Shortening

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It’s a hideaway. A collection of dreams spun together. Kinda like a pocket dimension within CAF. 🤓
 
“Then the King said to his servants, ‘The banquet is ready, So go to the street corners and invite to the banquet anyone you find.’ So the servants went out into the streets and gathered all the people they could find, and the wedding hall was filled with guests.”
 
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Hmmm… time to check the pantry 🤔😋
 
That first pic is my dream pantry!!
You keep reading my mind. 🤔
 
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Placed within a beautiful mansion! 😃
 
Trust me. You don’t want me inside your head.

And, after reading over 1000 food posts, I’ve gained 67.5 pounds.

What’s the doc going to say when I waddle in for my checkup and tell him I was reading too many food posts.
 
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Trust me. You don’t want me inside your head.

And, after reading over 1000 food posts, I’ve gained 67.5 pounds.

What’s the doc going to say when I waddle in for my checkup and tell him I was reading too many food posts.
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Doc: “Shield your eyes. Get out of those food threads!”
Stephie: “Nooooooooo!!!”😭😭😭
 
I don’t belong to the Order of the Moose.
Sorry friend.
But I will order a Margarita!!! 😋
 
A pity 😭 Is there such a thing as a Margarita without the Tequila? If so I’ll take one of those please. 😃

Howdy (name removed by moderator) do you have any clean jokes to tell?
 
Um, that would be limeade.
Do you have a Sonic near you? They have the best limeade. 😍
 
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