I don’t pray the Luminous Mysteries. All the usual reasons. I also don’t care for the way they fit into the week or the yearly calendar. I don’t want to say the Joyful Mysteries only once a week. I am not sure what part of the year they would be appropriate for Sundays either. You know how we have the Joyful for Advent/Christmas, Sorrowful for Lent, and Glorious for Easter and the rest of the year. Do those who say the Luminous assign them to a particular season for Sundays?
I am an old dog. I don’t like the designated hitter rule either. It is always fun to watch pitchers bat knowing that if that guy managed to get two or three hits in a season, you could get 10 or 12! I hate the expansion teams beginning with the Mets and Astros and inter-league play too. I don’t care about old products marketing themselves as “new and improved.” What am I supposed to believe about how it was supposedly so great all the time before? I don’t want anybody messing with my sports, my razor blades, or my breakfast cereal. It was fine the way it was, thankyou. If someone wants “new tricks” from this ol’ dog they have to oblige under pain of mortal sin. If I have the option, I will pass on them every time.
Edit: To be fair, I have to concede they have done some good things with razor blades over my lifetime. Carry on Gillette.