Marueen Dowd deserves only one response to anything she writes: Catherine Zeta-Jones.
I had to look that up. Here is what I found:
Catherine Zeta-Jones Expecting Again (Maureen Dowd remains bitter and childless)
reuters | reuters
Posted on Thursday, October 17, 2002 7:35:16 AM by jimbo123
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Welsh actress Catherine Zeta-Jones (news) and her Oscar-winning husband, Michael Douglas (news), are expecting their second child next spring, their spokesman said.
The 33-year-old raven-haired beauty gave birth to the couple’s first child, a son named Dylan Michael Douglas, in August of 2000, three months before the two movie stars were married. Much to the delight of Zeta-Jones’ father-in-law, veteran actor Kirk Douglas (news), young Dylan carried on a prominent Douglas family trait – the dimpled chin of his grandfather.
Michael Douglas, 58, an Academy Award winner as best actor for his 1987 role in “Wall Street,” also has an adult son, Cameron, from his first marriage.
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(Apparently, Maureen Dowd was once a consort to Douglass.)
And at the risk of getting thoroughly off-topic, this is pretty funny too:
thehuffingtonriposte.blogspot.com/2009/07/one-must-pity-maureen-dowd-she-is.html