The Poster After Me

[Milt]

Yes I do.
TPAM wears contact lenses.

No, but I imagine the MIL will darken our doorstep next Christmas unless we move before then…which is yet another reason to hope that we do. :no_good_woman:t2:

I feel your pain.

 

[Lee1]

 

[Milt]

that was funny.

 

[Lee1]

“Six should be enough!”
Les died but he left a large legacy of MIL jokes.

 

[Lee1]

No I don’t wear contact lenses, I use a monocle for each eye, I’m told it makes me look intelligent.

TPAM likes to take a dip! (I don’t mean steal from the buffet at parties.)

 

[Milt]

TPAM likes to take a dip!

If by dip you mean swimming then yes. If you mean “dip” snuff then that is a big no.
TPAM hates shoveling snow.

 

[Lee1]

I shovelled some snow last April I think, not much but oddly tiring. I don’t mind it but I’ve never had to dig my way out of my house! If that happened I’d probably dislike to.

TPAM was in the choir

 

[Milt]

No way I have a singing voice that would frighten a ghost away.
TPAM likes James Bond films.

 

[Lee1]

If that’s true they may have a role for you at the Vatican! Excorcism dept.

I used to like them but they became nasty and nihilistic I think, unless my therapist is free I’ll skip seeing the next ones.

TPAM sometimes dreams of Honolulu

 

[Milt]

No, but Saint Thomas in U.S. Virgin Islands is another matter.
TPAM has been to Spain.

 

[Lee1]

I have, Benidorm before it was commercialised. I had my first coke with ice and a lemon on the side, alone at the bar…I was the lemon on the side.
(Need sleep now, night)

TPAM Has an interesting and unusual tattoo.

 

[Milt]

My tattoo is was done with invisible ink so you can see it. Just joking I have no tattoos, which is unusual for a retired sailor.

TPAM has been skydiving.

 

[Lee1]

No, I have been in a plane or two but I was given good advice some years ago by my uncle Herbert, he said “Lee1, if you ever travel in an aeroplane never fall out with the pilot.” Innocently I asked “why uncle?” He said “because God didn’t make bouncy landscape son.”

TPAM once tried to save a baby bird or a chick as we grown ups call them.

 

[Greenfields]

I did a few years ago with my children,we raised a wild pidgeon
TPAM stayed up late last night watching a movie

 

[Lee1]

I did stay up and a movie was on, a hallmark type Christmas movie, but I was posting on CAF late really.

TPAM has a small shell collection.

 

[Milt]

Yes, but I think it is in a box in my garage somewhere.
TPAM has a telescope for star gazing?

 

[F_Marturana]

No. I’ve got binoculars though.

Do you have a percolator coffee pot?

 

[Lee1]

Yes, it’s not yours is it? I’m not sure where it came from exactly but I may still have the receipt…

TPAM needs two coffees first thing to get up steam for the day.

 

[UpUpAndAway]

No, I have far more problems falling asleep than waking up…

TPAM lives within fifty miles (80.5km) of where (s)he was born.

 

[F_Marturana]

No, a bit farther than that.

TPAM has a gluten intolerance.