The "Why are you still single?" quiz, sorta

[Sarah25]

Congrats CountrySinger, I hope it works out for you!! I just recently got out of a year and a half relationship, so if you have any spare luck you aren’t using, send it my way

 

[chevalier]

Congrats CountrySinger, I hope it works out for you!! I just recently got out of a year and a half relationship, so if you have any spare luck you aren’t using, send it my way

Judging by the line in your signature, you had quite a school of life.

Congrats, Singer! Hope you can lead him back home, not like I advocate nagging him to death about it. Don’t let it lure you away either.

 

[Sarah25]

Judging by the line in your signature, you had quite a school of life.

Actually, I stole that little tidbit from somewhere else. I added it to my signature after reading some of the posts here Mostly in the Non-Catholic Religions forum, but hey, I’m not pointing fingers

 

[CountrySinger]

Congrats - countrysinger- and by the way I am pretty sure I can speak for whatever girl and I but we are not wearing anything puffy and pink to the wedding so there!!!

Dang it! I wanted people to wear pink and fluffy things. It looks like cotton candy! Mmmmm… candy… fat girl hungry…

 

[CountrySinger]

Congrats CountrySinger, I hope it works out for you!! I just recently got out of a year and a half relationship, so if you have any spare luck you aren’t using, send it my way

But I need luck too! whines I better share.
packs up Luck (it looks like cookies) in a box, seals it shut. Tries to fit it in mail slot It’s on it’s way!
I had to go through a lot of fools to get this one. Recently I had a guy reject me from here because I am unattractive, and now I have a boyfriend, who thinks I’m pretty and awesome. HA! Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm (that is how it goes right?).

Note to self: never post while being as giddy as Spongebob. Tiime to go jellyfishing!

 

[dakotagirl]

Omg! Country, revenge is a dish best served any old day of the WEEK!!! Share some of your rev - err luck here as well!!

 

[CountrySinger]

Omg! Country, revenge is a dish best served any old day of the WEEK!!! Share some of your rev - err luck here as well!!

cyber high five to dakotagirl

I’m watching Idol (it brings back memories from my mom, she had a love-hate relationship with the show), so I’m in a good mood. And the boy is coming over, so I might need to sing for him.

I will be glad to bring some luck of the Irish to y’all.

 

[dakotagirl]

Country: Of late I have decided that if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em (and then beat them at their candyassed game). But the last part takes gumption. Currently, I am reading “Men are Better than Women”. See, the trick is to not go berserk over the drivel and instead to studiously learn how vermin (and thusly, “real men”) think. I will be happy to let you know how it goes, if you are interested.

 

[CountrySinger]

Country: Of late I have decided that if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em (and then beat them at their candyassed game). But the last part takes gumption. Currently, I am reading “Men are Better than Women”. See, the trick is to not go berserk over the drivel and instead to studiously learn how vermin (and thusly, “real men”) think. I will be happy to let you know how it goes, if you are interested.

Post of the Decade. :bowdown2: I’m sure it will get blasted by some, but I thought it was hilarious. I’m laughing so hard I have tears running down my face and I can’t breathe.
Let me know how it goes.

 

[dakotagirl]

Country: getting blasted is WORTH it!! I can take it like a (wo)man!!

 

[CountrySinger]

On second thought, would I really want to know what men think? Hmm…

stops bitter thought To counterbalance that very stereotypical thought, here’s my mind: “Coffee, Coffee, my cats are cute, Tiffany engagement rings, Coffee, Sleep, coffee, COOKIES!, Elliott Yamin, Brad Paisley”

 

[dakotagirl]

I have a brother who is actually perfectly honest with me about how men think (He’s my hero ). And the things he tells me would make your skin crawl. But he’s very busy of late, so I am left to my own devices.

 

[CountrySinger]

I have a brother who is actually perfectly honest with me about how men think (He’s my hero ). And the things he tells me would make your skin crawl. But he’s very busy of late, so I am left to my own devices.

I have mnay guy friends who are totally honest with me, and it scares me. And people wonder why I’m bitter and don’t trust men easily (except for my gay best friend). Now it scares me to think of what my boyfriend is thinking. Eew. Get the thought out of my head! pops in Elliott Yamin CD Awwww… much better.

 

[dakotagirl]

Yes ma’am, I hear you. :tiphat: Where did you get your gay guy? I need me one of them.

 

[CountrySinger]

Yes ma’am, I hear you. :tiphat: Where did you get your gay guy? I need me one of them.

I met him at an old job and we were singing songs from “Rent”. He’s the greatest man ever. My mom always said he and I should get married, he cooks, cleans, knows musicals and fashion. Plus, he likes my cats. I miss him, he is over 200 miles away now.

 

[dakotagirl]

That’s awesome!

 

[dakotagirl]

So the book was a waste of time and now I need to wash my eyes out with soap (vulgar ranting, much?)
It does occur to me to tell you a hint that I do know for a fact, though. Men go ga-ga over guess which quality? Gentleness, actually. When I last pulled it off it ROCKED, although the relationship ended anyway. I hope it serves you well, though, should you choose it.
The next read I am considering on the subject should be a goodie, I’m thinking, since it is a classic. A lovely gentleman by the name of Sun Tsu wrote “The Art of War”, in the 6th century BC. Perhaps you have heard of him? His reputation precedes him, as do some excellent quotes such as “the art of war is the art of deception”. I really am rather stoked!

Peace!

 

[joandarc2008]

I have a brother who is actually perfectly honest with me about how men think (He’s my hero ). And the things he tells me would make your skin crawl. But he’s very busy of late, so I am left to my own devices.

It’s easy - you know the old phrase WWJD- well supplement with What Would Satan Do and you have how most men approach dating.

 

[chevalier]

Country: Of late I have decided that if you can’t beat 'em, join 'em (and then beat them at their candyassed game). But the last part takes gumption. Currently, I am reading “Men are Better than Women”. See, the trick is to not go berserk over the drivel and instead to studiously learn how vermin (and thusly, “real men”) think. I will be happy to let you know how it goes, if you are interested.

I laugh benevolently at your post.

So the book was a waste of time and now I need to wash my eyes out with soap (vulgar ranting, much?)

Is that the crying girl trick?

It does occur to me to tell you a hint that I do know for a fact, though. Men go ga-ga over guess which quality? Gentleness, actually.

Sure do. However, not all. Some, and I would estimate it to be a large number, actually do go for vulgar displays of sexual openness or some other overt manifestations of sexual power. Not sure if the term “men” is appropriate, since at least in that single respect they should be termed “boys”, even if they are grey and balding.

When I last pulled it off it ROCKED, although the relationship ended anyway.

Ekhm…

I hope it serves you well, though, should you choose it.

What if she, hypothetically, comes across a paranoid criminal lawyer after the manner of yours truly, who will instantly know the deceptive intent even before she forms the mens rea?

The next read I am considering on the subject should be a goodie, I’m thinking, since it is a classic.

First I read that as the next ekhm… subject you’d be concentrating on should be a goodie!

A lovely gentleman by the name of Sun Tsu wrote “The Art of War”, in the 6th century BC.

Ah, yes, I was going to read that one too. Next thing I’m gonna read guerilla tactics. First principle of successful conquest when outnumbered and outteched? Give the locals what the enemy can’t. (Kudos to Tom Clancy for the quotation.)

Perhaps you have heard of him? His reputation precedes him, as do some excellent quotes such as “the art of war is the art of deception”. I really am rather stoked!

Peace!

War is war but any woman pulling deception on me would resume being single rather soon. And I *would *know. It’s like war, actually. Deception lasts as long as you don’t get busted.

(Obviously, choosing to act on the better part of one’s character than the *other *one is a normal moral process and a part of growing up, not deception.)

 

[Sarah25]

But I need luck too! whines I better share.
packs up Luck (it looks like cookies) in a box, seals it shut. Tries to fit it in mail slot It’s on it’s way!
I had to go through a lot of fools to get this one. Recently I had a guy reject me from here because I am unattractive, and now I have a boyfriend, who thinks I’m pretty and awesome. HA! Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm (that is how it goes right?).

Note to self: never post while being as giddy as Spongebob. Tiime to go jellyfishing!

Thanks! I’ll be looking for my luck in the mail. You’d think being 5’2" with red hair I would come equipped with my own built in luck, but that’s not the case. Somebody stole me lucky charms! No really… I think somebody stole them. Now that I’m single I’m attracting a few guys… but for some reason they all seem to be married/separated Why can’t SINGLE AVAILABLE guys think I’m amazing and pretty??