The wrong answer thread

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Since the old apologetics forum is still up, I keep seeing the question “Who was Peter’s Mother in law?”

The wrong answer is:

Her name was Patty. She lived in a suburb of Galilee and owned a Bed and Breakfast called “The Fig and the Fish” (that’s what she served got breakfast)

Next (wrong answers only please)

Who was the first person to go into space?
 
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Michael Jackson
He did the moonwalk
Duh.
Now, what year did Galileo invent dinosaurs?
 
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  1. It’s what caused COVID, you know.
Why does it only snow when it’s cold outside?
 
A bunch of old boots, and a flying saucer.

What makes cats sit on your laptop?
 
Pure hatred.
Now, what is the proper coffee flavour to celebrate Plutonian new year?
 
Uranium

What prevented Christopher Columbus from falling off the earth?
 
They will only fly if allowed in first class.

How is champagne made?
 
They make white wine then they add seltzer.

What is the difference between fruitcake and fruit salad?
 
You only put salad dressing on one of them.

How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
 
She must sail all the seas 3 times. But only in months with R’s in it.

Briefly describe iambic pentameter?
 
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Briefly describe iambic pentameter: Five feet two (syllables).

Does anybody know who’ll stop the rain?
 
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Shelley Winters’ character from the “Poseidon Adventure”

Which famous singer was often called “Old Blue Eyes”?
 
Paul Atreides, whose eyes turned blue from consuming the spice.

What were the three gifts of the father to his prodigal son?
 
A car, a MacBook, and a paid vacation to Las Vegas.

Who invented the light bulb?
 
Why, Benjamin Franklin of course.

What happened to the library of Alexandria?
 
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