The wrong answer thread

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Who wrote the play, “The Taming of the Shrew”?
 
Seven. Surely you’ve read of the House of the Seven Gables. That’s his film museum.

Why do I love jalapeño but find black pepper just too nasty?
 
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See your doctor regarding your pepper intolerance.

Why is Christmas December 25th?
 
That’s what works best for Santa.

Why did LED headlights replace incandescent headlights?
 
It was actually done just to annoy Irishmom2!

In football, what is a Hail Mary pass?
 
It is when you play football with your hands.

Why do we have seasons?
 
Because it gives Hallmark something to make cards for.

Why do dogs bark?
 
Dora the Explorer.

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When di Leonardo Da Vinci paint the last supper?
 
He painted the Last Supper after he decided he and those around him needed to go on a diet.

Why is the sky blue?
 
Because it goes really well with the color of the clouds.

What is the capital of France?
 
Snakes and snails and puppy-dog tails.

Who invented the dishwasher?
 
I believe it was a member of the Von Trapp family. The children hating singing while having to wash all of the dishes.

Who put the bomp in the bomp-she-bomp-she-bomp?
 
It is commonly mis-attributed to Beethoven, but musicologists largely believe he was riffing on Haydn.

Why ask why?
 
Because we’ve run about of questions that are original on CAF .
Where are all the straw men going to hang out after the 31st ?
 
In a Big Bad Wolf Survivor support group along with the stick men. The brick men have not returned the invitation.

If silence is golden, what is platinum?
 
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