The wrong answer thread

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I don’t know, but it’s not rhosmerry, parslee, or sayj.

How do I unlock this door?
 
Start loudly meowing.(Please Note: This uploaded content is no longer available.)

does god like cats?
 
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A cat will respond “Yes, I do like myself,” (in cat language)

Is it better to not know your fate?
 
Mine ?Definitely :no_mouth:You wouldn’t wanna know 👾
What is the real time 🧐
 
Just after Labor Day. It comes earlier every year.

Why do they call it the blues?
 
Because they use brass instruments 🎷 🎺 🎷 and need to “blow” to play them.

Who was Charlemagne?
 
Not sure,but there’s some strange google results 🤔
Why is it never tomorrow ?
 
Because no one is named Tom Orrow.

Where do you find the best deals?
 
Probably at the fish market (smoked eel is best)
Why can’t we replay this year in slow motion ?
 
When people are walking about in their own parades .
Why won’t you have that cup of tea ?
 
Because it’s Martini 🍸 time.

Why don’t laughter and daughter rhyme?
 
At one time they did, but a famous princess once became furious at being called “dafter”.

Where are my keys?
 
They got dropped over the side of a ship by a little old lady inadvertently when she dropped her blue diamond necklace over the wreckage of the Titanic.

Who is Chef Boyardee?
 
He’s the one dating Chef Girlardee.

Is there such a thing as too much?
 
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Mike, you couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

is a banana split even without the banana?
 
Yes

Who invented the Polaroid camera?

(This is for the banana split question.)
 
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