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Pizza is either from Marrakesh or Scranton, PA. The origins are not so clear.

Who painted the Sistine Chapel?
 
The outside was painted by Michael Angelo of “Mike’s We R Paints”. The inside was done by someone who has long since been forgotten.

What was the most important of Aesop’s fables?
 
She was sprinkled on some Roy Rogers french fries.

Where do all roads lead?
 
New Jersey. When you get there then the road signs are too small and you inevitability miss your exit. 😉

What came first, the T-Rex 🦖 or the mammoth 🦣?
 
The Rudolfo reindeer was the first to arrive on the tundra

Can a red suited man slip down a chimney?
 
Yes, a jack of diamonds can fit in even the tiniest of chimneys.

(A quick aside: One of my favorite holiday specials was Christmas on Sesame Street. The A-plot is Big Bird trying to figure out how Santa can fit down the tiny city chimneys on Christmas. Kermit interviews a bunch of kids and my favorite answer is “Santa sneaks into the house during Thanksgiving and hides in the laundry room until Christmas,”)

What goes great with ice cream?
 
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Most days I can see only one.

Do orange trees drop their leaves in the fall?
 
In The Great Fall everything falls .Now, Autumn ,that’s a different story 🤥
Why can’t I fly like I do in my dreams ?
 
You can. You need to buy a Tinkerbell 🧚 costume from Amazon. Make sure you get the wings as well. They are sold separately. And the wand.

Who was the Paddington bear series of books based on?
 
Winston Churchill

Who said, “Tomorrow I’ll be sober, but you’ll still be ugly.”
 
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