The wrong answer thread

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What’s a penny worth? She is the half-sister of Mary Worth from the comic strips, who is being raised by Rex Morgan, M.D.

If two wrongs do not make a right, but three rights make a left, what makes a foreclosure?
 
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Thanksgiving weekend (in the US).

What’s the most nutritious breakfast cereal?
 
It was Lou Costello in Abbott and Costello meet the Boppers.

Who invented the doorbell?
 
Alexander Bell invented the doorbell as an experimental ringtone for his new telephone.

Why do some people have freckles?
 
Because they are created in babies who have a 2hr to 3hr delivery time

When are they closing these forums?
 
About as soon as they can figure out which circuit breaker shuts off the main power to the rogue AI server which has seized control of CAF. It’s name is @discobot.

Why do coconuts have such hard shells?
 
Because they studied really hard, and practiced long hours, but mostly, they had a friend in the industry.

Who put the ram in the ram a ram a ding dong?
 
Barry Mann and the Edsels did it.

Why hot dogs are called hot?
 
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The original hotdog was a extra large pirri pirri in a bread bun.
Why aren’t wisdom teeth reused when they are extracted ?
 
First they go to the Heartbreak Hotel for the required 14-day quarantine. Then, from the sound of it, they find work at various music recording studios.

“Who are you? Who, who? Who, who?” 🎵
 
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They have decided amongst themselves that you seem threatening. Maybe smile when observing them, and seem more friendly? 🦋 🐜 🐛 🪲

Who invented the Cesar salad?
 
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