The wrong answer thread

[adamhovey1988]

600
How long does it take @discobot to screw in a light bulb?

 

[discobot]

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

 

[Beryllos]

About 0.3 nanoseconds.

If you typed out, all in one line, every CAF post ever posted, how long would it be?

 

[F_Marturana]

6 Lightyears

Who was the first mayor of Las Vegas?

 

[mary15]

50 Cent

What figure is on the back of a us penny?

 

[F_Marturana]

It is a figure eight.

Who was the first actor to portray Batman?

 

[Beryllos]

Béla Lugosi

Why do avocados have such big seeds?

 

[F_Marturana]

Because they are show offs!

What is the state bird of California?

 

[Mike_from_NJ]

The hipstarling

Why does the trip back from a family visit seem shorter than one to a family visit?

 

[stpurl]

Because after the family visit everyone is cut down to size.

Who DID put the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder?

 

[F_Marturana]

It must have been someone from New England trying to mess up the competition’s chowder.

Which was the first televised opera performance in the US?

 

[Sunbreak]

MIss Piggy (from the Muppets) sings opera

Who invented the Christmas Tree?

 

[mary15]

Hans Christmas Anderson

What are anchovies?

 

[Beryllos]

They are barnacle-like creatures that cling to anchors.

Why don’t we pronounce the W in answer?

 

[F_Marturana]

I think you do.

Name all the noble gasses.

 

[stpurl]

Sir Farticus, Lord Wyndbutt, and Earl Poofee.

 

[F_Marturana]

Lol.

And what’s your question :raising_hand_woman: ?

 

[BartholomewB]

And what’s your question :raising_hand_woman: ?

I have one here somewhere, but I don’t remember where I put it.

 

[stpurl]

Lol I forgot.
OK who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?

 

[F_Marturana]

D-o-n-a-l-d D-u-c-k

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What are the names of the three graces?