The wrong answer thread

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Because the inventor of the dice was named Sam Six.
He had six sons, named Onedot, Twodot, Threedot, Fourdot, Fivedot and Winston. He invented the dice to honor his sons. Except Winston. He was always a trouble maker that one.

Who was the first guest on the Carol Burnett Show?
 
Mrs. Mildred Lackawanna of Cheboygan Falls, who was really the Tsar’s daughter Anastasia in a previous life. She thought she was going to be on “What’s My Line’ but went to the wrong studio.

Why did Marco Polo REALLY go to China?
 
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He went to China to share his love of water sports. In fact there are children in China that to this day continue with the tradition of shouting Marco? Polo! In swimming pools. In some parts of the US it is played as well.

Who was Marco Polo’s wife? Did she appreciate his travels?
 
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Two questions! She was known as Marco’s Imelda, but a confused history professor transcribed it as Imelda Marcos and the name stuck. She missed him tremendously while he was away on expedition, and consoled herself by shopping each Saturday afternoon for shoes.

How do you make an omelette?
 
Without breaking eggs.

How do you put the toothpaste back in the tube?
 
Always sing while sipping tea.
Why do picked roses continue to give a scent even when you’ve breathed as much in as you can ? 🤔
 
Because nobody told them to stop.

Why is there a Long Island but not a Short Island?
 
Because that’s the long and the short of it 😠
How should I bottle happiness ?
 
Short Island had to change its name, because drunken bar patrons would forget and order a Short Island Ice Tea. Long Island sued them and forced them to change their name. Now they are called “la isla Bonita”

Where was the poet Dante buried?
 
You should get big bottles at Walmart. And then avoid World News. They will fill themselves.

Where was the poet Dante buried?
 
Well, it wouldn’t be much of a secret if my pet told you.

Why are eleven and twelve not called oneteen and twoteen?
 
Because no one thought of it before. We should petition it through Change .org.

What was Paul Revere’s horse named?
 
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Well, it wouldn’t be much of a secret if my pet told you.

Why are eleven and twelve not called oneteen and twoteen?
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When I was a wee girl I called 22 two-ti-two :sweat_smile:I had forgotten that.
 
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