The wrong answer thread

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Why isn’t a $100 bill physically bigger than a $1 bill?
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They used to be, but the Fed put an end to that because it was inflationary.

Why don’t eyes actually pop out when we stare ?
 
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Because they’re frawgile and bwakable.

What does kimosabe really mean?
 
It means, “Hey why do you get the white horse?”

Why did some of the castaways pack days worth of outfits and accessories, if it was supposed to be just a three hour tour?
 
Because they were going to give them away to the natives along the way.

Why do people get married?
 
For the wedding cake. Really.

When are you taking down your Christmas tree?
 
I’m not sure,we used to recycle when the goat ate it (truely)
Why does the Never Ending Story have an end ?
 
Because the Never Ending Movie Projector jammed and broke the Never Ending Film.

Why am I still awake and online at 3am?
 
Rowboat Willie, a training film for the Harvard rowing crew. They considered it so boring that they threw Hasty pudding on Walt. As he wiped the pudding from his eyes, he noticed a little mouse coming out to eat the pudding that fell on the floor. And the rest was history.

How many roads can a man walk down before they call him a man?
 
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Depends how hard yer coffin’ .
Why were mosquitoes invited onto the Ark ?
 
Horton thought he heard a Who, but it was just a pair of mosquitoes in that dandelion flower.

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Can we skip 2021 and go straight to 2022?
 
The fruit,favorite food of the Orange -tang.
Exactly what time in Melbourne Australia does CAF close down ? 🤔
 
Yeah, especially in the winter. That’s why we see them huddling.

How did humans discover fire?
 
Accidentally during consummation.

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?
 
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