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It was a joint time-traveling collaboration by Edgar Allen Poe, Larry Linville (MASH’s Frank Burns), and Alex Rodriguez.

What will Santa be bringing to kids this year?
 
No, they’re in Florida.

What happens when a rhino walks into a bar?
 
Lewis and Clark. They never went west like they claimed and just made up stuff in letters back home.

Why are these dishes so spotty?
 
They did;
It turns out, that the rest of the world is using US Standard units.
If train y is travelling 400 k/h under a 14 ft tunnel…
what is the mass of the sun?
 
Can’t get close enough to measure,
@discobot help ! 😬
Is @discobot future an alien ?
 
Impression of Planet Proxima Centauri with New the stars, Centauri a and Centauri B - Information about Proxima Centauri .
 
You called, my dear?

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Where does the leader reside?
 
Little civets have little stoves and little espresso pots. They have a factory where all day long they make coffee. Except Wednesdays. That’s Prince spaghetti night.

Where did the famous artist Leonardo Da Vinci come from?
 
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Leonardo Da Vinci come from?
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According to Futarama, the planet Vinci.
That’s why his name is “Duh, Vinci”.
Now, what is the world record for hot dogs eaten whilst standing on your head and hoping on one foot?
 
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The world record for hot dogs eaten whilst standing on your head and hopping on one foot is held by FRANK Sinatra, and the title song on the record is “My way.”

What is the name of Jane Austen’s lost Regency novel?
 
“One Day this Film Will Star Hugh Grant”

They think it’s her best one!

What were the names of the Bronte sisters?
 
All twelve were named Dave.

What is between a rock and a hard place?
 
It’s a restaurant in Tulsa.

Who starred in the film the Godfather in the title role?
 
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