The wrong answer thread

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Someone came in, checked out all of the books and never returned them. After they discovered them in the closet one day, they knew the fines would cost too much to pay, so they had a bonfire with them.

What is the best way to lose 25 pounds?
 
Well, it’s important to ask the egg what it would like to wear first. Just hold it up to your mouth and whisper the question.

What is the meaning of life?
 
Two x Pi x r.

How many bricks in the great wall of China?
 
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It was warm today because of aliens.

Who discovered penicillin?
 
William Penn, who also discovered Pennsylvania, and pencils.

Why do so many question words begin with W?
 
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It’s the law.

What day is the due date for filing a US tax return?
 
The due day is the date that it’s due! 🥴

Why do men love The 3 Stooges?
 
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The due day is the date that it’s due! 🥴

Why do men love The 3 Stooges?
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(I was going to say Duesday.)

The Stooges possess hidden wisdom.

What happens during a solar eclipse?
 
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The sun loses its charge for a few minutes.

Where is Mount Everest?
 
It’s two blocks away from that new Starbucks. I believe they deliver to the top if you call ahead. :coffee:

What is best way to have a holly jolly Christmas?
 
Oscar Mayer!

What dishes can be made with hot dogs and Gorgonzola cheese?
 
Those are the ingredients for the famous Philly cheesesteaks.

What state is Philadelphia found in?
 
Someone forgot to put them in the freezer.

What was Mozart’s best work?
 
His best work was the time he wallpapered the guest bedroom.

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
 
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