0 = schismatics = well, you know.
Hmmm. I think we should be running two dimensions here, which would kind of give a square with four quandrants.
Let one line run left to right, based on preference based on whether something is more or less like it was 50 years ago…good, bad, or indifferent, as long as it does not strictly have to do with validity…that which is
perceived to be most like the old days being on the right (as opposed to the old days, as they actually were).
Let one run bottom to top, with the top being spirit-and-letter-by-the-book-unassailably-according-to-rubrics and the bottom being I-can-be-the-judge-of-what-liturgy-is.
IMHO, you’d get (and this is up for debate) an *unequally populated *square something like this:
Bottom left quandrant, bottom left corner: The more novel the Mass, the better, particularly if elements are pulled from a non-Christian religion; durable sacred vessels lined with gold instead of thrown in the 8th grade pottery class are offensive, because more expensive and less personal; expecting song lyrics to have a connection to the Faith is arrogant; music that doesn’t make you tap your foot or clap your hands is stodgy; and let’s invite everyone who sees Jesus as a great Teacher to communion…Oh, and our presider, Mary Sue, will be receiving our rice-cake communion last, because that is more servant-like.
Bottom right quadrant, bottom right corner: We’re going to do an old Latin Mass, we can get the books on e-Bay,
and we DON’T CARE what the Pope thinks! If he’s not with us, it is HE who is in schism!!! Or maybe a heretic! Or both!! And by the way, we’re going to give 50 lashes to any woman we think has a desire to set foot in the sanctuary, unless she’s vacuuming the carpet or changing out the flowers on Saturday morning. There will be a collection starting next Sunday. We are going to erect a grille to partition off the women’s section, so we can all pay attention properly, because without Eve, let’s face it, we wouldn’t be in this mess.
Middle of the bottom: A Mass is a Mass is a Mass! They are all beautiful and it’s no business of the Pope to get into it! Liturgy is the work of the people!! Don’t they have real work to do at the Vatican?
Top left quandrant, top left corner: "There is nothing that inspires me like a reverent NO, reverent priest, reverent laity, totally in keeping with the GIRM,
Sacramentum Caritatis and all references therein, no cheating. I’m sorry, but Latin puts me to sleep. As for music, I’d much rather have a gifted guitarist than a poor organist! I find much of the newer music more inspiring and easier to sing."
Top right quadrant, top right corner: "There is no Mass that can approach the TLM, as long as it is in obedience to legitimate authority. I’ll go to the NO if that’s all that’s offered, I know it is valid, but it hardly feels like worship, compared to the prayers of the ages. And please!! If you don’t have an organ and a good organist, either sing a capella or else be silent."
Middle of the top: If it is reverent, if it is approved by Rome, if the music is written and performed with skill and fidelity to the teachings of the Church, if it is fully obedient to legitimate authority, then to me, that is a good Mass.
**I think that anything along the top of the square is legitimate.
I think that anything along the bottom of the square is illegitimate.
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