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From expagan.info/blog/?p=118 
05.24.05
Posted in general idiocy at 12:10 pm by John
Stardate: 11254.54
Location: Earth
The United Federation of Planets is pleased to announce that it has selected a design for its Senate. Federation Chairperson Brendon Chamberlin unveiled the design to the Federation press corps today.
We wanted a space that would lift the spirits of the Senators so that they would feel like that they were doing good.
The cost of the new construction will be 87.97 Federation Credits. Along with the new design of the Senate, Federation Chairperson Chamberlin announced that construction on the new Federation Space Dock would begin in the coming months.
In other news, the Romulan Empire released a statement that the new design would be obstacle to peace between the two interplanetary governments.