I honestly don’t think you’d even get started. After reading a few pages you’d say, 'Where in the #### did these guys get this stuff and go play volleyball.

I don’t think the concepts would even exist on the palette of ideas available for human consideration today if not for the revelation of Christ at the beginning and then the hammering out and carrying and spreading of these doctrines down through the centuries.
OK, let’s imagine i’m all alone, except for my friend Wilson the Volleyball, on a deserted island. You stop me if you think anything i say sounds unreasonable.
WILSON: What are you doing wasting your time reading that book of lies? Do you think it’s going to help you get off this God-forsaken place?
SOCRATES4JESUS: For your information, Willson, the title of the book is
The Bible–not
The Book of Lies–and i’m looking for answers.
WIL: What you should be looking for is a way out of here! What answers could you possibly find in that book? (instructions for making a raft, i hope)!
SOC: Why.
WIL: Why what?
SOC: Why i’m here; why you’re here; what’s the reason for all–this. That’s the answer i’m looking for.
WIL: Yeah, the meaning of life. You’re going to die here looking for it. The only meaning is survival, idiot! Go catch a crab or crack a coconut or something.
SOC: Look, i washed up on this island and this book is the only thing i found to read. Maybe God–
WIL: If there is a god!
SOC: If there is a God, maybe He is trying to tell me something. I mean, this Jesus guy. He died and then he got up and walked–not as a ghost, but in the flesh. That doesn’t happen every day.
WIL: What’s that got to do with the price of ticket outta here?
SOC: Nothing. Everything! I mean, he said, before he died, that he’d rise from the grave. There must have been a reason for it. He must have been trying to prove something.
WIL: The only thing he’s proving is that too much time on your own is driving you mad!
SOC: No, listen to this: “Jesus said … ‘God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.’”
WIL: So?
SOC: So let’s say you are right and we don’t get off this island and i die here. I mean, i’d like to live forever, but no one ever has. And here this Jesus guy says whoever believes will.
WIL: Believes what?
SOC: Believes in God’s son.
WIL: Whose he?
SOC: I don’t know, yet, but if i keep reading i bet i’ll find out.
WIL: Oh, get real! That’s impossible, Soc!
SOC: Why?
WIL: You need an airhead of a volleyball to spell it out for you?
SOC: Please do.
WIL: OK, listen up, 'cause i’m only going to say this once.
SOC: I’M LISTENING!
WIL: OK! This God, if he exists (which he doesn’t, but i’m willing to humor you to show you what a nut job you are). If he exists, he’s all-powerful, being the maker of the universe, and all; right?
SOC: Right.
WIL: And all-knowing, having the intelligence to make the universe, and all intelligent life (present company excluded, of course).
SOC: Yeah, yeah, premise and insult taken and accepted.
WIL: But this all-powerful, all-knowing God has offspring, you say.
SOC: Jesus said, yes.
WIL: Well, do the math–God gives birth to the Son of God. Is this child of his going to be like him, being that this Son is made of the same DNA, or whatever the stuff God is made out of, and all?
SOC: Yes, i suppose.
WIL: You suppose, or you know? Has any offspring of something else failed to be like it’s parent?
SOC: No, it hasn’t.
WIL: Well, there you have it–two all-knowing, all-powerful Gods of the universe. If you believe that, you and this Jesus guy both belong in a nut house!
SOC: Willson, you’re a genius!
WIL: And you, Soc, are an idiot to believe that!
SOC: I don’t know what to believe, yet. But i’m going to keep reading and let you know when i find out.
WIL: Oh, that’s just dandy! We might never eat!
SOC: Who can think about eating when there are big questions to answer?