What are some movies you never intend to watch?

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The Twilight movies
Golden Compass
Saw series
Hostel series
Any sappy love stories
 
Noooooooooooooooooooooo! 😃
I agree with you on Avatar its pretty silly. Haven’t seen Cameron’s other films except for Terminator 1&2. I love the Terminators but they do have a lot of immoral stuff in them so I see why you would avoid them.

I am guessing your a fan of the Sherlock Holmes books :).

Clueless on the Dark Knight Rises though, I can’t wait to see that. :bounce:
I hated Avatar - they took an awesome sci-fi concept and turned the whole thing into a fairy tale… As my cyber best friend simply put it - it was Pocahontas with blue people.

Dark Knight was awesome in my opinion though.
 
I think Dark Knight is over rated(loved Batman Begins) and I don’t have a lot of optism for the new film. I may watch it on DVD eventually.
Same here. I enjoyed Dark Knight but I wouldn’t want to watch it more than once. I love Batman Begins and whatever the opinion is on Katie Holmes’ acting, I would still watch it again. I’m not sure about the Dark Knight Rises.

I don’t like horror films in general although I will take a glance if friends and family are watching. But I won’t watch The Exorcist. Same goes for the Golden Compass and Pope Joan.

And I’m not motivated to watch Lady in the Water or Juno.
 
I never intend to watch the following:

Ishtar
Waterworld
Gigli
Friday the Thirteenth Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
Cider House Rules
 
Titanic

anything else by Eli Roth or Rob Zombie (who is a sweet, dear fellow).

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Human Centipede

American Pie

any Harold and Kumar

anymore Saw movies (I cheat after they’re out and read the online plot synopsis to keep up!)
 
Batman and Robin – The Bat-credit card shudder
Any adaptations of Doctor Seuss movies
A Clockwork Orange (I saw bits and pieces of this in college one day, and was not enthusiastic about seeing the entire movie – a shame, because I like Malcolm McDowell and enjoyed Kubrtick’s 2001)
Star Trek V – Shatner should NEVER direct. Period.
Any film on the infamous “Video Nasty” list.
Twilight, or any of its sequels
Grave of the Fireflies (I saw it. Once. It’s a gorgeous, achingly beautiful movie, but it is so depressing at the end I can’t bring myself to watch it a second time.)
 
Any adaptations of Doctor Seuss movies
I’m with you on this - I accidentally saw a few minutes of the Jim Carrey “Grinch” - it wasn’t pleasant. Although I will say, the older (1960s?) half-hour cartoon adaptation of the Grinch was good (“You’re a foul one, Mr. Grinch”, etc). But I have no interest in the new Lorax. And “The Cat in the Hat” looked equally bad as “The Grinch”. And I have a feeling Dr Seuss himself wouldn’t have liked them.
Star Trek V – Shatner should NEVER direct. Period.
Yes, this one was pretty bad. This is where we get Spock, Kirk, and Bones camping out in Yosemite eating beans and singing campfire songs, right? But it does have one good line near the climax - Kirk saying “What does God need with a starship?!”
 
Titanic

anything else by Eli Roth or Rob Zombie (who is a sweet, dear fellow).

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

Human Centipede

American Pie

any Harold and Kumar

anymore Saw movies (I cheat after they’re out and read the online plot synopsis to keep up!)
It’s funny to see how different peoples tastes are. I’ve now seen The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo 3 times at the theater and plan on buying it when it xoles out on dvd. I love that move, it was my favorite from last year!

Movies I don’t plan on watching:

The Human Centiped
Mirror Mirror (looks so stupid)
Act of Valor (sorry, just not into modern war movies at all)
Anything with Adam Sandler

I wish I could add Breaking Dawn pt 2 to the list, but my mom insists on dragging me to the twilight movie. Oh well, I usually get even by makig her see a movie I know she won’t like, lol.
 
Chick flicks. Seen a few, won’t see them again.
I wish I could unsee Human Centipede. It was predictable, and slow moving up until the end.

Anything Twilight (except Twilight Zone: The Movie)

Brokeback Mountain

The Last Temptation of Christ.

Movies have really gone downhill, IMHO. Hollywierd seems to be running out of ideas, so they are remaking good movies and making them painful to watch. I will admit, I did love the Star Trek “reboot”. A Nightmare on Elm Street was a nightmare, Friday the 13th was lame, Fright Night was fair, but lacked the comedy bits of the original. Transformers and G.I Joe were ok, but, I’m not much a fan when they make cartoons into live action movies
 
Da Vinci Code
Ghost
The Black Swan
The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo
Harry Potter

I will stop here because the truth is that the list of movies that I won’t be watching is longer than the list of movies that I would watch!
 
Anything with Will Farrell. I know a lot of people think he’s hilarious, but I think he’s asinine. (No, I didn’t even like stranger than fiction)
I have to agree with you here. I just feel like his humor is really dumb. And many times he overdoes it trying to get a laugh, which just makes the whole thing look more dumb. From experience, I usually get a laugh or two out of the trailers for his movies, but those are usually the only funny parts in the whole movie–not worth sitting through 2 hours of movie for.

I’ll just add a few more that come to the top of my mind.

horror movies
remakes of films
I’ll admit to seeing Brokeback Mountain and Black Swan ONCE each out of curiosity since they got such great reviews… and immediately wished I’d spent my Netflix rental on something else. 😃
 
Rather stupidly, I watched this out of curiosity. I live on a horse farm and love beautiful nature scenery, so I thought to myself, “Mountains and cowboys–I’m sure I’ll like something about this movie.”

I hated it. I’m not homophobic. I will admit to kind of liking “My Beautiful Laundrette” years ago. I just actually hated this movie. For all its well crafted cinematography, I thought the story line was thin, forced, and more political than meaningful.
I did the same and felt exactly the same way (I also like ‘My beautiful laundrette’ :))
 
That’s easy. Any full-fledged chick flicks, including but not limited to:

-The Vow
-The Notebook
-Ya-Ya Sisterhood
-Sisterhood of The Travelling Pants
-and anything with Katherine Heigl in it (except for “Knocked Up,” because it’s more pro-life than “Juno” was)
 
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