For my part, I cannot understand posters who ask “why, whatever do you mean by ‘conservative traditional Catholic’, my dear fellow?”! It’s really the most condescending question that can be asked on this forum. Whoever asks that question with the amusing “

” smiley is just being pompous. You all know perfectly well what marks a conservative traditional Catholic.
It’s not an issue that can be avoided: conservatives are the people who shudder when they hear “Gather Us In”, and who are generally nervous of democratic urges. Traditionalists try their hardest to wear suits as often as they can, and the most formal attire possible. Conservatives are at their wits’ end in attempting to be virtuous according to classical models of virtue, not according to modern pluralistic, relativist models of virtue. There are gigantic, world-separating divides between the Conservative Traditional mindset, the Moderate Tolerant mindset, and the Liberal Novel mindset. Do not pretend you have no idea what these differences and distinctions are, because they are fairly obvious. The stern manner of a traditional man is so obviously in contradiction to the smiling tolerance of a progressive man that it seems ludicrous to even ask. It is true that some men (saints) transcend these categories, but the regular people of the world generally fall into them.
Conservative Traditionalists are the men, like myself, who tend to be pigheaded in their dogmatic beliefs. We lend ourselves to zealotry, fanaticism, and hatred in our convictions. It is true that we are great sinners, but I’d rather lend myself to zealotry and fanaticism than the lukewarm
risus sardonicus of a be-cardigan’d progressive (strange to say, I do like cardigans myself

). Anyone who claims to be ignorant of this difference is either a celibate monk who entered cloister at age 12, or is being abstruse.