Well, I have a big problem with cussing, myself. I am trying to get ahold of the problem and am slowly reining it in.
I started with “God” and “Jesus” in vain. “Lord” ought to be on that list, but I tell myself that, hey, there are English lords so it doesn’t necessarily have to be the name of God… Anyway, I’m becoming more aware of them in my speech which is the first step in eradicating them entirely.
Then, there are the F-bomb and the S-bomb. Now, I think the F-bomb is bad because it takes something that should be good and pure and makes it dirty and vile. However, an occassional, well-placed f-bomb can be highly effective in certain situations. I just want to be sure I’ve gotten it out of my normal vocabulary and only use it if I’ve decided “This person maybe will be shocked into sense if I unleash an F-bomb on her.”
The S-bomb isn’t really so evil since it’s, well, a factual word for something that’s really not a good thing. I just think it’s an ugly word and people don’t really like it, so it would be best if I eradicated it entirely, too.
The word “Hell” doesn’t seem so very bad. I mean, it’s a place that we talk about on here all the time. It’s probably not nice to tell somebody to go there, but I don’t see what’s wrong with wondering what in the…? once in a while.
I think the substitutions are funny. “Gosh” is lame, but “Tarnation!” is hilarious. I think if something inspired me to yell “Tarnation!” or “Jiminy Cricket!” I’d probably end up laughing about it. Yeah, I’m all for “tarnation.”
When I was in the military, this one petty officer would yell “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!?!” and that always made us laugh.
Speaking of which, are “snafu” and “fubar” also out?