What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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The biggest Whopper I ever heard was from Malachi martin who claimed lucifer was enthroned in the vatican in a special ceremony! Dang !I think he was taking his own books too seriously.

Another one I heard was the vatican has a skeleton of an alien hybrid reptilian thing in its vaults.LOL

The sickest one was Illuminati initiations with child sacrifices in the vatican.
 
The biggest Whopper I ever heard was from Malachi martin who claimed lucifer was enthroned in the vatican in a special ceremony! Dang !I think he was taking his own books too seriously.

Another one I heard was the vatican has a skeleton of an alien hybrid reptilian thing in its vaults.LOL

The sickest one was Illuminati initiations with child sacrifices in the vatican.
I will have to make a trip to the vatican and see the reptile,
 
Hi, TarkanAttila,

I laughed and laughed wihen I read, “Met any Albigensians lately?” 😉 I was taught theology by the Dominicans - and I have a hunch one of those guys came up with that! 😉

God bless St. Domiinic!

God bless
Yeah that’s a real knee slapper. Death and destruction wrought by religious belief is always a hoot.
 
OK, I have not seen this one as yet.
They do not have a specific story, they just say “I can’t pin it down, there is just something evil going on.”

No specific, no attempt at all to rational thought or logic, just pure emotion (and a bad one at that).
Does anyone have a way to defeat this one?
 
OK, I have not seen this one as yet.
They do not have a specific story, they just say “I can’t pin it down, there is just something evil going on.”

No specific, no attempt at all to rational thought or logic, just pure emotion (and a bad one at that).
Does anyone have a way to defeat this one?
You can correct the uninformed or misinformed, the hardcore conspiracy theorists, not so much since “facts” are part of the conspiracy.
 
Hi, Cosmian,

Just what kind of ‘culture’ do you claim since you found the wit to unite it with ‘Catholic’?

Maybe it would be good to review just what this Albigensian heresy is - here is a link that may provide some insight: newadvent.org/cathen/01267e.htm

God bless
Yeah that’s a real knee slapper. Death and destruction wrought by religious belief is always a hoot.
 
Yeah that’s a real knee slapper. Death and destruction wrought by religious belief is always a hoot.
Do you have any idea, at all, who the Albigensians were?
the Catholic Encyclopedia**:
The dualism of the Albigenses was also the basis of their moral teaching. Man, they taught, is a living contradiction. Hence, the liberation of the soul from its captivity in the body is the true end of our being. To attain this, suicide is commendable; it was customary among them in the form of the endura (starvation). The extinction of bodily life on the largest scale consistent with human existence is also a perfect aim.

As generation propagates the slavery of the soul to the body, perpetual chastity should be practiced. Matrimonial intercourse is unlawful; concubinage, being of a less permanent nature, is preferable to marriage. Abandonment of his wife by the husband, or vice versa, is desirable. Generation was abhorred by the Albigenses even in the animal kingdom. Consequently, abstention from all animal food, except fish, was enjoined. Their belief in metempsychosis, or the transmigration of souls, the result of their logical rejection of purgatory, furnishes another explanation for the same abstinence. To this practice they added long and rigorous fasts. The necessity of absolute fidelity to the sect was strongly inculcated. War and capital punishment were absolutely condemned.

Sound familiar? Vegetarians, promiscuous, unfaithful and infidelitous, opposed to war, starved themselves, suicidal…

… By Jove, it sounds a lot like many modern, secular people!

“Cultural Catholicism” means nothing. Are you a Catholic, or aren’t you? If you don’t believe, you are an atheist. If you don’t practise, you’re probably in spiritual danger or are in league with the demons. To be a Catholic (or any faith for that matter) you have to believe AND practise in line with that faith.
 
Do you have any idea, at all, who the Albigensians were?

Sound familiar? Vegetarians, promiscuous, unfaithful and infidelitous, opposed to war, starved themselves, suicidal…

… By Jove, it sounds a lot like many modern, secular people!

“Cultural Catholicism” means nothing. Are you a Catholic, or aren’t you? If you don’t believe, you are an atheist. If you don’t practise, you’re probably in spiritual danger or are in league with the demons. To be a Catholic (or any faith for that matter) you have to believe AND practise in line with that faith.
Wow, who died and made you Grand Inquisitor? I must be in league with the demons because I find brutal oppression and the extermination of heretics hilarious. You should pray for me.
 
Hi, Cosmian,

“Just answer the question…” 😃

Actually, you already have - so relax and enjoy the List. But really now, “Grand Inquisitor” seems to have gone a bit far. You’re not in league with demons (or, was that one of those “crazy Anti-Catholic whoppers” this thread is about?

Besides I think you will be relieved to know that a lot of us pray for ‘cultural catholics’ … especially, those who ask for prayers… 🙂

God bless
Wow, who died and made you Grand Inquisitor? I must be in league with the demons because I find brutal oppression and the extermination of heretics hilarious. You should pray for me.
 
Hey guys lets get back on topic, I don’t want to see this thread closed. 👍
 
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with you. Die Heretics! Die! Curse their damnable lies.
 
Hi, Cosmian,

“Just answer the question…” 😃

Actually, you already have - so relax and enjoy the List. But really now, “Grand Inquisitor” seems to have gone a bit far. You’re not in league with demons (or, was that one of those “crazy Anti-Catholic whoppers” this thread is about?

Besides I think you will be relieved to know that a lot of us pray for ‘cultural catholics’ … especially, those who ask for prayers… 🙂

God bless
You’ve answered your own question. Hush now, back on topic or they will come down on me like a ton of bricks.
 
Yes, of course, and it’s ironic and inevitable that the truth of the historical record is just as much of an indictment as any fiction. I’m just saying that none of us is innocent in this respect, we are all guilty by association. Aren’t we?
 
Wow, who died and made you Grand Inquisitor? I must be in league with the demons because I find brutal oppression and the extermination of heretics hilarious. You should pray for me.
Oh. Whoops. I thought you were being sarcastic. Like so many atheists have in my experience. 😊 I apologise.

I thought “Cultural” Catholic meant the same thing to me as a “cultural” Jew (as in a non-believer who was just born into it). Apologies.
 
Are you reprimanding me for the look on my face or the state of my soul? I do get some interesting reactions from people because of the Cultural Catholic label I’ve given myself. I don’t remember sneering but I was having a little fun with the notion of wiping out a group of people because of their unorthodox beliefs.

We’re having fun here with telling about these whoopers. I’ve never heard them anywhere but here, not that I doubt that these things are said. Stuff like this is what led to the holocaust of the Jews.
 
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