What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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Best one Ive heard?

The fact that in Mass we end the Lord’s prayer with “evil” means… well… we are evil…

Good one!

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Yes that is a good one.

All these notions come from one single notion, I’M RIGHT AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE WITH ME GOD WILL GET YOU. :mad:
 
Did the early christians not use a fish as their symbol? Due to the fact that the letters are the same as CHRISTOS, or something. Perhaps someone better versed in Latin than I could enlighten us.
I had heard (tradition, mind you) that early Christians, during the Diocletian persecution, would trace a half fish in the sand absently with their walk sticks when they met another Christian. If the other Christian filled in the rest of the fish, it meant they could talk freely to one another.

Why so many non-Catholics are opposed to symbolism is beyond me. It’s in our books, it permeates our corporate logos, the clothes we wear, the signs on buildings and highways, even our money. Yet to wear a symbol of Christ’s sacrifice - the single most important event in all of history - or have a picture of a brother or sister in faith, whether carved in stone or painted beautifully on a ceiling - is somehow so unutterably offensive that it creates so much conversation.

Seriously, how often in your conversations with other Christians do they ask about your faith in Christ, or about your prayer life, or about the ways that God has blessed you? Instead, it’s most often:
  1. the Pope
  2. Mary and the other Saints
  3. Statues
There must be some psychological phenomenon that causes people to fixate on differences and magnify their importance. In statistics this would be called over-fitting the model - in other words, over-emphasizing differences rather than looking at the totality of what is there.
 
No need to get all sarcastic and defensive with me, Linda Marie. The Paleo-Pagan regarded it as symbolic and I didn’t take the time to argue the finer points with him. If I had said as you have said, " We eat and drink the ACTUAL flesh and blood of Jesus…" it would have proven his point.
I did not mean to be sarcastic and defensive. Looking back over it, I can see how you might take it that way. Please accept my apology.

I like jmcrae’s answer to that. 😃
 
Why so many non-Catholics are opposed to symbolism is beyond me. It’s in our books, it permeates our corporate logos, the clothes we wear, the signs on buildings and highways, even our money. Yet to wear a symbol of Christ’s sacrifice - the single most important event in all of history - or have a picture of a brother or sister in faith, whether carved in stone or painted beautifully on a ceiling - is somehow so unutterably offensive that it creates so much conversation.
But yet those same people think nothing of having lots of symbols of their favorite sports team…🤷
 
But yet those same people think nothing of having lots of symbols of their favorite sports team…🤷
I think the answer to why this is so is quite obvious. Sports are not controversial. Religion is.

I of course have np problem with people representing their religion however they want to, but the reasoning seems pretty sound to me. 🤷
 
But yet those same people think nothing of having lots of symbols of their favorite sports team…🤷
Ya know what to say to someone that says ‘I don’t believe in symbols/Sacraments’?
Look on thier finger and ask them ‘what is that?’
“Oh, that’s a wedding ring”.
“Really? Isn’t it really just a piece of bent steel (with a precious stone on top if they are female)? It doesn’t really mean anything. It’s just a symbol. Tell ya what, rip it off your finger and throw it at your husband/wife. I’m sure they will say ‘honey, why are you throwing that bent piece of steel (with a precious stone on top) at me?’”
Or…
ask them how they feel about seeing an American flag being burned.
I mean, it’s just a piece of colored clothe.
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I just heard a couple of new ones yesterday. One was that Catholic laypeople are not allowed to discuss theology - only clergy. The second one was so weird, I’m just going to copy and paste it here:

“they[priests] play mahjong all day when there is nothing else to do except when they nibble at their women servants in the parish, etc, etc.”
 
Oh, one day I was over at CARM(I know, I know!🤷) and there was an entire thread devoted to this one guy’s ravings that the Pope is the antichrist and that the early church and church fathers believed this. I think I was in shock for a few moments.
 
I just heard a couple of new ones yesterday. One was that Catholic laypeople are not allowed to discuss theology - only clergy. The second one was so weird, I’m just going to copy and paste it here:

“they[priests] play mahjong all day when there is nothing else to do except when they nibble at their women servants in the parish, etc, etc.”
MAHJONG? Oh, goodness me. I thought they played golf every day. 🤷

I think that the couple have been watching “Father Ted” and taking it as truth. However, Frs. Ted, Dougal and Jack had no urge to touch or nibble Mrs Doyle. 😃

I have never heard of any “servant nibbling” in all my 53 years as a Catholic.
 
Hi, Janks,

OK, I’ll bite … what is CARM…? 🙂 Chances are I am not the only one on the list ignorant of this group.

God bless
Oh, one day I was over at CARM(I know, I know!🤷) and there was an entire thread devoted to this one guy’s ravings that the Pope is the antichrist and that the early church and church fathers believed this. I think I was in shock for a few moments.
 
Ya know what to say to someone that says ‘I don’t believe in symbols/Sacraments’?
Look on thier finger and ask them ‘what is that?’
“Oh, that’s a wedding ring”.
“Really? Isn’t it really just a piece of bent steel (with a precious stone on top if they are female)? It doesn’t really mean anything. It’s just a symbol. Tell ya what, rip it off your finger and throw it at your husband/wife. I’m sure they will say ‘honey, why are you throwing that bent piece of steel (with a precious stone on top) at me?’”
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Ohhhh…I’m going to try that with my husband…I’ll let you know how the war goes:D:D:D
 
Kung was it, Hans Kung, who was told by the Vatican to no longer express his views? I find this sort of censorship contrary to democratic values.
You are confused.

Kung was denied to teach theology in Catholic universities because his views are clearly anti-catholic.

Well of course you defend ‘poor’ Kung, he would like to water the Church into becoming some semi-protestant faith.

Sincerely I do not understand Kung… he keeps calling himself ‘catholic’ while his beliefs are clearly protestant. At this point he should just formerly become protestant, it would be more honest.

Also the Church is not a democracy and never was: Jesus taught, the apostles/disciples listened, then the Apostles taught and disciples listened, the the bishops, followers of the apostles taught and the faithful listened.

Besides are protestants ‘democratic’? Different views usually result in a scism…
  1. Most rabid anti-Catholics are also rabidly against mainstream Protestantism. They accuse mainstream Protestants of being ‘modernists’, ‘radical leftists’ and/or even ‘Romanists’. I hesitate to speak evil of them, because personally they can be decent, moral people, but they pick up harsh prejudices from their families or their preachers. Unless one shares their prejudices, they become targets, too.
Give me a break! ALL original 'reformers like Calvin and Luther stated in their creeds that the Church was the whore of Babylon and the Pope the ani-Christ.

Luther even draw offensive satirical pictures of the Pope…
There was a fear, deeply rooted in Protestantism, imported from Europe, that if Catholicism became dominant it would lead to repression of Protestantism.
Perhaps some anti-catholicism was born out of fear, but most of it it was born as a way to scare protestants against the Church. I think it was a sort of ‘terrorism’, picturing the Church as a horrible monster.

Anti-catholicism in protestants was fairly common in past centuries…

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One whopper I heard was at a protestant WEDDING. The protestant minister started bashing the Chuirch sayint it ‘oppressed’ women in the past and based this accusation (he clearly stated!) on The Da Vinci Code!! :hypno:

I was shocked… I could not understand WHY he would say such thing… and at a wedding (I still was unfamiliar with anti-catholicism).

On the other hand I never heard any Catholic priest bad-mouthing protestants… Catholic priests in their homilies (as my experience goes) talk about the GOSPEL not about protestants…

Sadly 99% of my experiences with protestants resulted into some anti-catholic comment.

PErhaps I am just unlucky… but I really do not understand why thet have to be so mean 😦
 
A few thoughts

I’m grateful for the opportunity CAF provides for an exchange of views. As I have said repeatedly I have a mixed Cathoilic/Protestant heritage and am troubled when I read material that is ‘anti’ either one. I have wonderful kinfolk on both sides.
  1. While Catholics believe that Peter was the first Pope in Rome, that he was given the keys, and that the Pope is infallible when it comes to matters of faith and morals, many Protestants (and others) see the Papacy as an historical development. Rome was the center of the western empire, the emperor was seen as the vicar of the Roman gods, he received considerable adulation, shouts of ‘viva la papa’ (my Italian may be poor - sorry), wore rich vestments, etc… It was an easy step from emperor to Pope. Some would argue that this explains why the Vatican emerged in the west, and it also could be argued that the Pope never had authority over most of the earlest Christian churches which were in the east.
1- It’s IL Papa, the Pope is male.

2- The East had an Emperor as well. The Orthodox churches might not have a Pope but they hdo have a ‘chief’ Patriarc, The Copts have a ‘pope’ (or a title very similar to it).

3- Your conclusion ‘from Emperor to Pope’ makes NO sense. Many Christians were ‘barbarians’ (ie not roman citizens)

4- "and it also could be argued that the Pope never had authority over most of the earlest Christian churches which were in the east. "
And this is a false argument.
  1. True, the Puritans were not a very tolerant society. But I don’t recall them killing thousands of heretics like, say, happened on St. Bartholomew Day. Apart from the witch trials, which were not connected to the Catholic-Protestant divide, I only remember one instance of killing a heretic. Was it a woman Quaker? My memory is a bit vague.
Many Catholics were killed in protestant countries. In Holland, where I lived for a while, it was ILLEGAL (at least in the North) to be Catholic and Catholics had to celebrate mass in secret until 1850!
Catholics were proibited to celebrate public services such as processions until the XX century…

Protestant persecution of Catholics is rarely spoken about, but it does not mean it wasn’t there, probably beacaust it is not the Catholic way to recriminate against protestants…

On the other hand Protestants are ever so glad to bash Catholics about every little (or big) thing they did.
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 3. Peter, gee, the appeals of Catholicism include unity, liturgical uniformity, doctrinal confirmity, etc. People who need 'the full and final truth' are attracted to Catholicism and fundamentalist forms of Protestantism. Fundamentalist megachurches around here - I'm told - are full of former Catholics. Some even say that they are the large majority of members in some of these churches. I can't personally vouch for this. There is another sort of person who places special emphasis on freedom - freedom to explore different theologies, accepting this, questioning that, discarding this, etc, Herein lies the attraction of much of Protestantism - mainline 'big tent' Protestantism where there is no insistence upon rigid doctrinal conformity. I know that traditional Catholics often regard such people as arrogant, lacking in humility, and self-important because they won't automatically accept the teachings of any one church (and often have doubts re the Bible), but millions of people want a religious faith that permits this sort of freedom. Many Catholics who remain in the church exercise this freedom already. I guess they're the 'cafeteria Catholics' that are scolded by 'true believers'
So here you accuse all decent Catholics to be ‘fundamentalists’ and the only good catholics for you are the ‘liberal’ ones?
There was a book entitled “Your God Is Too Small”, published decades ago. I forgot the content, but not the title. I am attracted to the idea that our God is not only omnipotent and omniscient, not only everywhere, but that he (or she or gender neutral?) is so mysterious and remarkable and powerful that the human mind cannot understand him. I can live with that, filled with awe and reverence.
This is another ‘whopper’. You claim that Catholic Dogma ‘makes God small’ or leaves no room for mystery and awe… but this is absolutely not true.
 
Actually I think that the Catholic religion is the most mystical there is… TRUE mystisim that is.
 
1- It’s IL Papa, the Pope is male.

2- The East had an Emperor as well. The Orthodox churches might not have a Pope but they hdo have a ‘chief’ Patriarc, The Copts have a ‘pope’ (or a title very similar to it).

3- Your conclusion ‘from Emperor to Pope’ makes NO sense. Many Christians were ‘barbarians’ (ie not roman citizens)

4- "and it also could be argued that the Pope never had authority over most of the earlest Christian churches which were in the east. "
And this is a false argument.

Many Catholics were killed in protestant countries. In Holland, where I lived for a while, it was ILLEGAL (at least in the North) to be Catholic and Catholics had to celebrate mass in secret until 1850!
Catholics were proibited to celebrate public services such as processions until the XX century…

Protestant persecution of Catholics is rarely spoken about, but it does not mean it wasn’t there, probably beacaust it is not the Catholic way to recriminate against protestants…

On the other hand Protestants are ever so glad to bash Catholics about every little (or big) thing they did.

So here you accuse all decent Catholics to be ‘fundamentalists’ and the only good catholics for you are the ‘liberal’ ones?

This is another ‘whopper’. You claim that Catholic Dogma ‘makes God small’ or leaves no room for mystery and awe… but this is absolutely not true.
Let’s be fair to Roy5 who has expressed that anti-Catholicism as well as anti-Protestantism is troubling to him. The conclusions that you are drawing against him probably don’t match his intentions.

Roy5 doesn’t seem to me to have an accusatory tone at all. He seems to be making some observations based on his own unigue perspective. I find it helpful to try to understand another person’s point of view and why they might hold that particular point of view rather than respond defensively. You don’t have to agree with someone in order to understand where they are coming from.

The fact is that religion used wrongly and in the wrong hands can be dangerous. Lies and misunderstandings can not only hurt people’s feelings but can become deadly.
 
Hi Roy5,

You have asked some good questions, and I would like to offer some of the answers that makes sense to me. How these will square with anyone else on the list… well… that is what makes a horse race! For brevity, I will just copy your topic sentence although I may use others parts of it in my response. Well… I tried and still wound up having to split this up into two parts! 😃 Here is Part 1 of 2
A few thoughts

I’m grateful for the opportunity CAF provides for an exchange of views. As I have said repeatedly I have a mixed Cathoilic/Protestant heritage and am troubled when I read material that is ‘anti’ either one. I have wonderful kinfolk on both sides.
God tells us to bear one another’s burdens - there really is no room for expressing hatred in the Name of Christ! :eek: Our work as Christians has not changed much since the beginning - we are to model Christ in the world by our love for one another - even those who do not share our religious beliefs.
  1. While Catholics believe that Peter was the first Pope in Rome, that he was given the keys, and that the Pope is infallible when it comes to matters of faith and morals, many Protestants (and others) see the Papacy as an historical development.
You may not have notice this, but, there is a dramatic change of focus within this sentence. Something along the line of, “My car is blue and my Aunt Sue makes great cakes!” would have caught your attention, too… 👍 So, lets look at these two different thought and see how they really work.

Catholics believe Peter was the first Pope (leader of the Church founded by Christ as identified in Matthew 16) based on the Apostolic Traditions of the Church and Sacred Scripture - one reference given to you. Protestants need to address this using the Scripture and at least the historic records of the Early Church Fathers. A classic example is that the so-called ‘Protestant Bible’ is anctually the abridged form of the Catholic Bible that was approved in about 400AD. Protestants removed books from the Canon - they added nothing in the 16th Century. That by itself should tell you of the rich treasure that was already in existence before men decided to present their own religion.

The leadership arrangement of the 1st Century persecuted Catholic Church whre most Popes were martyrs changed dramatically when Constintine became Emperor. But, would anyone honestly expect that when Christ sent His Apostles to make disciples of all nations and baptize the entire world as recorded as the Great Commission (Matt 28:19) the same structure would be used in the 21st Century? Not to be silly about this, but, would you expect the Pope to get a quil and scroll to send out a note - or, pick up his Blackbrerry? The Church is to be in the world - just not of it! (John 17:11-16)
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 2. True, the Puritans were not a very tolerant society. But I don't recall them killing thousands of heretics like, say, happened on St. Bartholomew Day.
I am not sure that any of us should be in the demeaning bussiness! 😉 And, if you want some real carnage, just check out the 30 Years Was - when religion and politics certainly had a chance to mix things up (here is a link: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Years%27_War. But, who did what to whom way back when is probably not an especially fruitful topic when contrasted with what is it we are doing to each other today?

CONTINUED… 🙂
 
Hi Roy5,

Here is Part 2 of 2
A few thoughts
3. Peter, gee, the appeals of Catholicism include unity, liturgical uniformity, doctrinal confirmity, etc. People who need ‘the full and final truth’ are attracted to Catholicism and fundamentalist forms of Protestantism. Fundamentalist megachurches around here - I’m told - are full of former Catholics.
I think one of the things one must be careful about is taking gossip or rumor as fact. Mega churches appear to be more of a US ‘development’ - in that you have a gigantic structure built essentially on the clay-feet of one man who holds a bible in his hand, dramatically screams that we are saved because we proclaim Christ is our Lord and Savior and then bills the individuals of his congregation 10% based on their latest IRS return. (Those churches and pastors are high maintenance items!) But, look at Christ is you want a model. He came to save us from sin - and He established His Church first on Peter (Matt 16) then died and rose from the grave (Matt 27) and then sent His Holy Spirit on Pentecost (Acts 2) At no point does it say, He made a mistake, came back and revoked the powers given to Peter and his successor and gave it to Martin or John or any other 16th Century individual.
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  4. I have always been struck by the enormity and the mystery of this universe, so don't feel confortable with too precise doctrines when I still have plenty of questions.
Just because a definition of a particular mystery is given does not take away the very nature of a mystery. Try as we might, we can not understand it! The definition ‘sets limits’ so that our human minds do not confuse one Truth for another (e.g., the Immaculate Conception and the Incarnation). And, you know, the Chruch Fathers are named such - not because they had scientific instruments and made (or didn’t make) scientific discoveries. These men are so honored by this title is that they worked with the Holy Spirit during the days of the Infant Church and helped spread the Word, clarify doctrine and vivibly support and honor the Pope as the Vicar of Christ on earth. These men were closest to the scene of Christ’s being on earth and helped guide the development of doctrine. Here is a link you will find interesting: newadvent.org/cathen/06001a.htm
Frankly, as an example, I simply don’t believe that my loving, mercful God made a mistake, regretted that he had created humankind (Gen. 6:6), sent a flood to drown everybody but Noah and his family. Think of all the innocents who died. What about our pro-life position? And as for building an ark that housed, fed, etc., two of every species of animal for 150 days (read the text - forty days of rain, 150 days before the waters receded - Gen. 8:3), well - give me a break? My God wouldn’t deliberately cause such a holocasut! .
If we judge God’s actions by our human standards, aren’t we try to sit in judgment of God? We quickly forget that God’s ways are not our ways (Isaiah 55:8) Statements like, “That’s not fair!” aimed at God are classic - and are motivated by our First Parents desire to be “like God”. Well, Roy5, we are required to obey God’s Will - He is not requried to obey ours. That may sound silly, but, look at the argument you are making. The very existence of Evil is a mystery! Here is God Who is All Good - allowing this creepy Devil to come around and tempt us - when all God has to do is stop thinking of the Devil and the Devil is totally out of existence! No one can answer the mystery of Evil - accept God does allow it, never causes it.

Hope this helps.

God bless
 
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