What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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tqualey said:
Hi, Abeyta85,

Well, the ‘(name removed by moderator)’ has been sounding pretty independent lately … telling the federal judge that gay marriages should be allowed to go through - same tune that former Gov and now Attorney General Jerry Brown is singing. Does not look the Pope is getting much control out of these two guys at all! :eek:

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I definitely agree with you, I hope you know I didn’t believe the Pope was in control over the governments of the world haha…

Tis’ is very sad people in political power could approve of such things. Very sad!
 
My mom’s got a new one for me every time the topic comes up. The highlights: You have to pay the church to get people out of purgatory. Priests can make you hop on one foot and spin in circles while saying the Hail Mary as a condition of having your sins forgiven. The first church wasn’t Catholic because “Catholic” isn’t in the Bible. Any babies raised Catholic are apparently going to hell, because Catholics aren’t saved.

lol, I’m quite thankful she was so busy teaching me to ‘love one another’ when I was little, that she’s just now getting around to telling me about this stuff.:eek:
 
We have all been mesmorized by the priests. I was raised in a Polish church and that is a bizarre concept.
 
The media was a bit more kind in years past. LIke in the 40’s and 50’s now they seem to want to put christianity down whenever they can.
 
I live in Kansas, so I’ve heard a lot about this Phelps fellow. A friend told me that he is dying (cancer? idk). I also thought I heard the he doesn’t let anyone at his church marry because “the time of God is at hand”, which is why Westboro Baptist is a bunch of inbreds. Is that true? Does he substitut incest for marriage?
 
(name removed by moderator), you know it’s not true. God loves Ireland:)
 
I heard about the gay student who was killed, and I know that he protested about it. He also protested in my hometown ( I didn’t see him doing it) when a gay student at a local high school was named prom king.

the same friend I told you about earlier once called his hotline, in which every response (to the media, armed forces, gay rights activists) is a prerecorded message that says “God hates you”. when I heard it, I had never been so infuriated in my life. Such blasphemy!:mad:
 
On top of that, he wants people to beat him up at funerals so that he can sue them, and that’s how his church gets its funding. Funny how he hates America so much, yet he uses the American legal system to get money.

Since I just graduated from high school, I have several friends joining the military. If something were to happen to one of them, and he decided to show up at the funeral, I wouldn’t stand for it. Let’s leave it at that.
 
One of the best I’ve heard, just for it’s sheer, obvious falseness, is that the American pilgrim fathers were fleeing Roman persecution! I pointed out to the person that England was a protestant country at the time, and he just responded, with a perfectly straight face, that Rome actually controlled everything behind the scenes!
 
Edmundus1581 said:
One of the best I’ve heard, just for it’s sheer, obvious falseness, is that the American pilgrim fathers were fleeing Roman persecution! I pointed out to the person that England was a protestant country at the time, and he just responded, with a perfectly straight face, that Rome actually controlled everything behind the scenes!
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Of course, just read your Jack Chick!
 
Oh how I wish I had the time to read all the comments to this post.

Here’s my contribution:

About a year before my acceptance into the Church, I read on a website (who knows where) that priests record confessions and then blackmail parishioners to contribute to the coffers.
 
My Maternal Great Grandmother was a Scottish Immigrant and Staunch and anti-Catholic Presbyterian; My Grandmother, then, was a Southern Baptist (Dallas!) who was even more anti-Catholic! My Mother was forbidden to play with Catholic kids–but my Mom was a rebel (and still is at 85) and She secretley played with her best friend Harriet Clare. Now, one day, Mom went with her to visit the Parish Bookstore, and my mom saw a statue of Our Lady of Grace. Beautiful blue, gold, and white! Mom had her coke bottle money with her and The store clerk was kind enough to retail the statue to her for those pennies:) When mom was walking home, she thought of what my biggoted Grandmother would do? She knew that she would not be permitted to have that statue–so-mom hid her statue of The Blessed Mother in the bushes in the back yard! Every day she would go make her “pilgrimage” to that wonderful statue of Jesus’ Mommy! We call that statue: “Our Lady of The Chrysanthimums”. Mom grew up to love Mary and things Catholic. She is Episcopalian-but She wears a beautiful handmade rosary around her neck–She is in her deathbead now—and I hope that She converts–but no doubt Her heart is in the church and Mary has honored her devotion to her. Please pray for my Grandmother–She was invincibally ignorant–but The Holy Spirit intervened–and My mom loves Our Lady deeply–and I became Catholic at a very young age with her permission. God is greater than prejudice and hatred…His Kingdom is Unending!
Pray for The Unborn.
JT
 
Janine_Therese said:
“Our Lady of The Chrysanthimums”. Mom grew up to love Mary and things Catholic. She is Episcopalian-but She wears a beautiful handmade rosary around her neck–She is in her deathbead now—and I hope that She converts–but no doubt Her heart is in the church and Mary has honored her devotion to her. Please pray for my Grandmother-
JT
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I will say a prayer for your grandmother…
 
During one very late night of insomnia, I turned on some syndicated radio show. The guy (don’t know who it was) was running an anti-Catholic show. He said Catholics do not call themselves Christians because they know they’re not. He said Catholics hold secret Masses that non-Catholics are not allowed to attend. Of course he mentioned PJP II’s upside down cross on this ‘chair’ and other “secret symbols” that showed how Catholics weren’t Christians, he just kept going on and on about how unBiblical Catholics are and how, in secret (but of course revealed to him) that Catholics admit it’s a cult, etc.

It was absolutely the most ridiculous thing I’d ever heard but so very sad because, as I laid there listening to this in total disbelief, I wondered how many other people were listening to that in total belief. The damage he was doing was immeasurable.
 
I just googles it and the first few are about satan. But the true meaning is also there. How one distinguishes what is true could be hard for those who don’t believe.
 
basinite said:
It makes one wonder how they sleep at night knowing that “under cover Jesuits” are secretely collecting information about them for the dreaded “super computer” hidden in the secret vaults of the Vatican. :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
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You mean THEY’RE NOT!!! Them jebbies are dangerous (which is a truism if you read America magazine!) but not because they have a super-computer.
 
1holycatholic said:
one-evil.org

Take your pick.
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Well, it says there are only 4,500 of us, so I seriously doubt its validity.
It also says the Vatican is the temple the “Magna Mater”… (The Large Mother? I’ll translate it as “Big Mama”. 🤷 )

The RCC, the Jesuits and the Holy See are three separate entities.
St. Francis is more evil than Hitler… :confused:
The name “Francis” is a nickname and was never his proper name–simply meaning “Frenchman” – on account of his birth in Paris. Similarly, “Assisi” is a deliberate corruption of the ancient word for the location Ascesi meaning “(he) has ascended”. Therefore the fuller nickname “Francis of Assisi” properly translates to “the Ascended Frenchman”.
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“Francis of Assisi” properly translates to “the Ascended Frenchman”
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It does? I see, it didn’t make sense until the word Properly.

(I’m having way too much fun on this site.
 
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