What's the craziest Anti-Catholic whopper you've ever heard?

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With all the water in the rocks I could see there being a few billion paramecia.
I think it’s referring to the Vatican putting the Pope above all creatures (cause why not when you’re worse than the Illumnati right?). I wonder where this guy gets his numbers.

-Prophecy
 
I think it’s referring to the Vatican putting the Pope above all creatures (cause why not when you’re worse than the Illumnati right?). I wonder where this guy gets his numbers.

-Prophecy
Well, that’s just a bit nutty then.
 
I will say a prayer for your grandmother…
God bless you for that! Her name is Winnie—she passed away about thirty years ago…and I believe in the state of grace (as much as was possible for her understanding) and I am sure that she is seeing the Lord whom she loves more and more as she grows in the loving school of purgatory. Thank you for your kind words…she was a dear soul aside from this thouroghly ingrained attitude.
 
I have heard from some of my realitives that we worship buildings?!? Its even more obsured than what we normally get charged with.
 
“Forgive them, Lord, they know not what they do” says Jesus. Those who bash Catholics are not evil, they’re just stupid
 
“Forgive them, Lord, they know not what they do” says Jesus. Those who bash Catholics are not evil, they’re just stupid
That is not true in every case. There is a website called remnantofgod.com. This jasper had a picture of Josef Ratzinger at his ordination extending hands in blessing. He cropped out the right side of the picture and said: Ratzinger making Hitler salute (the ordination was years after Hitler’s death.). I called him on it, sending the uncropped, two handed, photo 5 or 6 times. He denied the cropping and told me I was hateful and cut off my emails.

Now, that is a malicious old boy, for sure. He is, by the way, extreme sabbatarian and, I suspect one of the more primitive versions of Seventh Day Adventism (The Great Controversy adherent crowd.)

Jack Chick is, in my view, not deluded but truly malevolent.
 
That is not true in every case. There is a website called remnantofgod.com. This jasper had a picture of Josef Ratzinger at his ordination extending hands in blessing. He cropped out the right side of the picture and said: Ratzinger making Hitler salute (the ordination was years after Hitler’s death.). I called him on it, sending the uncropped, two handed, photo 5 or 6 times. He denied the cropping and told me I was hateful and cut off my emails.

Now, that is a malicious old boy, for sure. He is, by the way, extreme sabbatarian and, I suspect one of the more primitive versions of Seventh Day Adventism (The Great Controversy adherent crowd.)

Jack Chick is, in my view, not deluded but truly malevolent.
The site you mention says that the Vatican controls the Seventh Day Adventists.

They dish out whoppers to everyone, not just Catholics.
 
Jack Chick is, in my view, not deluded but truly malevolent.
I don’t know. For a guy who is so malevolent, he sure sounds easy to torture.

Just tie him up, gag him, and make him watch something that has the following:
  1. Fantasy elements
  2. Catholic-esque job classes as the good guys (e.g. cleric, priest, paladin, crusader)
  3. “Evil” classes such as rogues, warlocks, and shamans also as good guys
  4. Rock music in the background during certain intervals (e.g. fight scenes, chases)
 
I don’t know. For a guy who is so malevolent, he sure sounds easy to torture.

Just tie him up, gag him, and make him watch something that has the following:
  1. Fantasy elements
  2. Catholic-esque job classes as the good guys (e.g. cleric, priest, paladin, crusader)
  3. “Evil” classes such as rogues, warlocks, and shamans also as good guys
  4. Rock music in the background during certain intervals (e.g. fight scenes, chases)
What has that in it?
 
My Maternal Great Grandmother was a Scottish Immigrant and Staunch and anti-Catholic Presbyterian; My Grandmother, then, was a Southern Baptist (Dallas!) who was even more anti-Catholic! My Mother was forbidden to play with Catholic kids–but my Mom was a rebel (and still is at 85) and She secretley played with her best friend Harriet Clare. Now, one day, Mom went with her to visit the Parish Bookstore, and my mom saw a statue of Our Lady of Grace. Beautiful blue, gold, and white! Mom had her coke bottle money with her and The store clerk was kind enough to retail the statue to her for those pennies:) When mom was walking home, she thought of what my biggoted Grandmother would do? She knew that she would not be permitted to have that statue–so-mom hid her statue of The Blessed Mother in the bushes in the back yard! Every day she would go make her “pilgrimage” to that wonderful statue of Jesus’ Mommy! We call that statue: “Our Lady of The Chrysanthimums”. Mom grew up to love Mary and things Catholic. She is Episcopalian-but She wears a beautiful handmade rosary around her neck–She is in her deathbead now—and I hope that She converts–but no doubt Her heart is in the church and Mary has honored her devotion to her. Please pray for my Grandmother–She was invincibally ignorant–but The Holy Spirit intervened–and My mom loves Our Lady deeply–and I became Catholic at a very young age with her permission. God is greater than prejudice and hatred…His Kingdom is Unending!
Pray for The Unborn.
JT
What a beautiful story!!
You & your family have my prayers.
 
I don’t know. For a guy who is so malevolent, he sure sounds easy to torture.

Just tie him up, gag him, and make him watch something that has the following:
  1. Fantasy elements
  2. Catholic-esque job classes as the good guys (e.g. cleric, priest, paladin, crusader)
  3. “Evil” classes such as rogues, warlocks, and shamans also as good guys
  4. Rock music in the background during certain intervals (e.g. fight scenes, chases)
Jimmy Akin met Chick and wrote a book called The Nightmare World of Jack Chick.

A lot of times you can pick up Chick tracts in rural Bible belt gas station bathrooms. This is a very appropriate location for distribution of such genius.
 
That is not true in every case. There is a website called remnantofgod.com. This jasper had a picture of Josef Ratzinger at his ordination extending hands in blessing. He cropped out the right side of the picture and said: Ratzinger making Hitler salute (the ordination was years after Hitler’s death.). I called him on it, sending the uncropped, two handed, photo 5 or 6 times. He denied the cropping and told me I was hateful and cut off my emails.

Now, that is a malicious old boy, for sure. He is, by the way, extreme sabbatarian and, I suspect one of the more primitive versions of Seventh Day Adventism (The Great Controversy adherent crowd.)

Jack Chick is, in my view, not deluded but truly malevolent.
Is this the Photograph of which you spoke:
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Ever heard of Ragnarok Online? 😛
http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o169/zapx/Ragnarok/Ragnarok_Online_3rdJob.jpg

Or… you could just make a Catholic-oriented D&D campaign. 😛
I used to play RO, but just fell away from it (you can only play MMOs for so long).

I enjoy the Catholicness of the Priest classes, they are problems like the ‘priestess’ class, but that’s just so that players can have male or female characters (the classes are also Catholic implicitly, not explicitly).

Here are the skills a character can get along the priest class tree:

Ruwach
Signum Crucis
Angelus
Aqua Benedicta
Assumptio
Kyrie Eleison
Magnificat
Imposito Manus
Aspersio
Gloria
Sanctuary
Suffragium
Meditatio
Basilica
Lex Divina
Lex Aeterna
Redemptio
Resurrection
Benedictio Sanctissimi Sacramenti
Eucharistia

While there can be varied opinions about this, I like the idea behind the efficacy behind prayers like the Signum Crucis and the Magnificat.

-Prophecy
 
I used to play RO, but just fell away from it (you can only play MMOs for so long).

I enjoy the Catholicness of the Priest classes, they are problems like the ‘priestess’ class, but that’s just so that players can have male or female characters (the classes are also Catholic implicitly, not explicitly).

Here are the skills a character can get along the priest class tree:

Ruwach
Signum Crucis
Angelus
Aqua Benedicta
Assumptio
Kyrie Eleison
Magnificat
Imposito Manus
Aspersio
Gloria
Sanctuary
Suffragium
Meditatio
Basilica
Lex Divina
Lex Aeterna
Redemptio
Resurrection
Benedictio Sanctissimi Sacramenti
Eucharistia

While there can be varied opinions about this, I like the idea behind the efficacy behind prayers like the Signum Crucis and the Magnificat.

-Prophecy
Another former RO player here! 😃
I find it not funny that someone has not mentioned the Crusader class yet, with skills like Divine Protection, Holy Cross, Grand Cross, Sacrifice and Faith. 🤷 😉
 
Well, it says there are only 4,500 of us, so I seriously doubt its validity.
Because apparently, the guy who runs the site must only be counting practicing orthodox Catholics, leaving the lapsed and the cafeteria Catholics behind. 😛
It also says the Vatican is the temple the “Magna Mater”… (The Large Mother? I’ll translate it as “Big Mama”. 🤷 )
It’s actually ‘Great Mother’. Which still doesn’t make sense, yeah.
The RCC, the Jesuits and the Holy See are three separate entities.
Apparently because the Jesuits’ full name is the Society of Jesus and the Holy See has ‘Holy’ in it. And we all know that ‘Roman Catholics’ worship Mary and perform unholy practices. 😃
St. Francis is more evil than Hitler… :confused:
Because we all know how saintly Hitler was…:rolleyes:
It does? I see, it didn’t make sense until the word Properly.
(I’m having way too much fun on this site.
It seems to me though that the Ascended Frenchman is actually the Flying Dutchman’s distant cousin. Neither were as talented as the Levitating Englishman-Gliding Scotsman-Soaring Welshman trio though.
The site’s etymologies reminds me of a parody I wrote a while ago:

(Entering tongue-in-cheek mode)…Come to think of it, the Jesuit order must only be a front for the Order of Preachers! The Dominicans are apparently responsible for EVERY EVIL IN THE WORLD - just look at how many Dominicans participated in the Inquisition (for example, Robert le Bougre)!
What’s more, who do you think authored the Malleus Maleficarum? Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger, both Dominicans!
If we might add, the Pope who presided in the Council of Trent - where the Roman Catholic Church dared to add books to the Biblical canon - is Antonio (Michele) Ghislieri, OP; also known as Pope Pius V!!! :bigyikes:
One symbol of the Dominicans is a BLACK dog - based on my sources this must come from the Egyptian god Anubis, often depicted as a BLACK jackal (related to the dog)!

http://english.op.org/dpa/dog.gif
The Dominican dog.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...kamun_jackal.jpg/180px-Tutanhkamun_jackal.jpg
An Anubis statue.

Note the torch carried by the Dominican dog. It would seem that this is a covert reference to the heathen practices of old: the Egyptian Book of the Dead describes the making of four lighted lamps/TORCHES which are made for the dead person! How low can you get?

Still not convinced? Just look at the name “Dominican”. We can divide it into domus (“house”) and inicus, which means “unjust”, “unfair”, or even “hostile” (!!!). So, the name apparently means “hostile/unjust house”! Just see how their names speak of their actions. (Ending tongue-in-cheek mode)
 
Not to mention that this particular charge reeks of racism and bigotry. 🤷
 
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