This happened many, many years ago…
I was sharing a house with seven other college guys one summer. One particular Friday night, we had a large social gathering that included conspicuous consumption of the fruit of the vine and other beverages that aren’t legal until one reaches 21 years of age. The social gathering ended in the very wee hours of Saturday morning with a round of cigars smoked by all.
Around 9:00 Saturday morning, I drug myself out of bed with a monster hangover and headed downstairs to get something to nurse my splitting headache. I heard someone in the living room talking to Bruce, one of my roommates. What I didn’t realize is that Bruce had passed out on the sofa at the end of the party. Saturday morning, the doorbell rang and he answered to find two Jehovah’s Witnesses. I’m not sure why, but he invited them in to our living room which was covered with half-empty and empty beer cups, ashtrays filled to overflowing, and that always-pleasant stale-beer-and-cheap-cigar-and-cigarette aroma.
Bruce saw me coming down the stairs and says, “These guys are here to see you!” and took off up the stairs, almost knocking me over as he made his escape.
It was an interesting conversation to say the least.
Someday, I may forgive Bruce for that little stunt.