Also, it’s not OK to stray from his topics…even though he’s off-topic to begin with. I would have loved to have seen Hamba’s life growing up, if it’s anything like his internet life.
“Class, today we’re going to learn addition. Hamba, what’s 2+2?”
“2+2=4, which is a mathematical fact, just as it was a mathematical fact that Mohammad is a prophet of God and that he split the moon and that…”
“All right, Hamba, present your book report before the class.”
“Ahem…
The Old Man and the Sea, written by Ernest Hemingway.
The Old Man and the Sea is about an old man, much like how Mohammad was an old man. And according to mutawatir hadith he is a true messenger of God and you must all prostrate and submit to Islam and…”
“Hamba, I think it’s time we move on from this relationship. I just don’t feel the connection between us any more.”
“You’re obviously not convinced by the mutawatir hadith. How sad. If you prostrated you would see that Mohammad is a true prophet of God who…”
“License and registration, sir.”
“The only real license was that given to Mohammad, who registered with the unbelievers when he split the moon…don’t tase me bro!!
bzzzz”
And yes, it is unfortunate that our arguments are ignored, yet we’re supposed to stop the presses and answer his arguments. I’m reminded of his statement that geologists believed the moon had been split: I asked him several times in the thread to cite those geologists, and he ignored me until I finally pressed him some more and he finally admitted that he couldn’t cite them, but that a friend of a friend had seen a nameless BBC documentary that had geologists which said that.