Why are you still on CAF when everyone else has gone to bed?

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I don’t mind being apprehended by three very cute kittens 🙂 They can join my two here.
 
Lucky for you that I am on my second serving of bread and jam and have not turned in for the night. These cute kittens are not what they appear to be. In truth they come from a galaxy far, far, away for the purpose of studying man to see how far along he has come in technological and moral development. They only appear as kittens so as not to attract undue attention to themselves.

(Lucky for me that I exercise quite a bit and eating many servings of bread and jam does not make me pudgy like the Pilsbury Dough Boy, may he rest in peace.)
 
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(Curious that you call it Jam like we do here…I thought it was Jelly like on Seseme Street…)
 
“Jelly” is so… artless.


A true connoisseur would never use such an unrefined noun as the one you mentioned.
 
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you jelly?
 
About 8 or so, and it was handed to me by a couple of bully boys. They dropped it once I got a wee bit older and punched them in the nose. 😎
 
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Curious that you call it Jam like we do here
Jelly and Jam are two different things.
Jelly doesn’t contain any of the fruit puree whereas jam does. 🍇🍓🍓🍇
Having toast and Berry Conserve…which I guess is just a lumpy jam.Tastes pretty good 🙂 Maybe better on your soda bread…I used to love that but would eat too much !
 
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