Actually, some men are quite vain - I know plenty of males who spend a lot of time in front of the mirror perfecting **their hair.

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What hair?

Actually I would never be game enought to make this type of humour ,in front of most of the feline gender face to face-- without a good running distance away!!
Arch Bishop Fulton Sheen in his book The Priest Is Not** His **Own( notice the male gender) writes "
"For the sake of the Church,Our Lord came into the world and ( as He said) santified Himself.But what precisely does this expression mean? How can one consecrate oneself? Could Aaron consecrate himself?Could I consecrate myself? But Christ could consecrate Himself because He is a “high priest,now,eternally with the priesthood of Melchizedek”(Heb 6;20) He could sanctify Himself because He was both Priest and Victim; he gives these quotations in support of his teaching-- Ephesians 5:2 & 5:25-26 Deut15:19Numbers 18:17–then he writes—
"From the foregoing it is clear that Our Lord made Himself “holy” or “priestly” or “saintly"for our sakes.To reproduce this holiness in us priests,the help of heaven is needed.The night of the Last Supper,Christ spoke to the Heavenly Father on our behalf,saying His own “Pater Noster” Previousley,He had said to the Apostles,when they asked how they were to pray;
And He told them,When you pray,you are to say,Father.Luke 11:12”
“Our Lord never said “Our Father” of Himself and us together,but” My Father" and “Your Father” because He is the Narural Son;we the adopted sons.His sacerdotal prayer of Holy Thursday night,like the prayer He had given the apostles on the earlier occasion,contained seven petitions.The first Our Father was for everyone,but this Our Father is for priests alone.It sums up the virtues and other qualities that distinguish the priest"—
So we can see that Sheen supports tradition notion of the ministerial priesthood being male as they, in praying the Mass,do it through,with and in Christ the Priest/Victim.
But as Church History shows,women have been at the forfront of offering themselves as Victims in union with the Christ Victim that they received at Mass in Holy Eucharist.This follows the example of Our Lady,the Mother of The Eternal Priest and Victim.They have shared in nurturing piety in their sons and in turn supporting them in the priesthood.Others have been spiritual mothers to pray for priestly vocations;even by offering their very selves as victims for the santification of the priesthood.
So while God has not Willed that women can be ordained priests,they are the very means that God uses to give give birth to future male priests and the spiritual strength to sustain it.