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edward_george
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A group of scientists finally reached a breakthrough–they discovered a way they could create humans out of dirt, just the way God did. The scientists went to the top of a hill to tell God what they were capable of doing. “God,” one of them shouted, “we just wanted to let you know that we don’t need you anymore, because we can create man out of the dust just like you did.” A booming voice returned from the heavens, saying “Oh, really? Well, show me what you’ve got.” The scientists turned and began to dig into the top of the hill. “Ah, not so fast,” God said. “Use your own dirt.”
/humor
In all seriousness, if you think you can do better, create man yourself. Use your own materials, ones that you created out of nothing. Tell us how it goes.
Another bit of edification for you, this one a true story.
St. Augustine was walking by the seashore one day trying to comprehend the mystery of the Trinity. He came upon a boy digging in the sand, and the boy was using a small shell to put seawater into a hole. Augustine asked the boy “What are you doing?” The boy responded “I’m emptying the sea into this hole.” Augustine then understood that he’d never be able to comprehend the infinite mystery that is the nature of God.
-ACEGC
/humor
In all seriousness, if you think you can do better, create man yourself. Use your own materials, ones that you created out of nothing. Tell us how it goes.
Another bit of edification for you, this one a true story.
St. Augustine was walking by the seashore one day trying to comprehend the mystery of the Trinity. He came upon a boy digging in the sand, and the boy was using a small shell to put seawater into a hole. Augustine asked the boy “What are you doing?” The boy responded “I’m emptying the sea into this hole.” Augustine then understood that he’d never be able to comprehend the infinite mystery that is the nature of God.
-ACEGC