Seven Sorrows:
and as for the germ thing…I think it is hilarious. If you “germ a phobes” only knew about the germs on everyday things…you wouldn’t go or do anything like
-kiss your significant other
-be in a crowded room
-shake hands
-eat at a restaurant (bugs in food, cooks not washing hands after the bathroom, dropped food, sneezes, coughs)
-opening doors (examination of regular door handles shows feces)
-hepatitis can live on a surface for over a week
-you can get things like hepatitis from fruits and vegetables from farm workers who didn’t wash their hands
-better not ever have kids or even worse let them go to school, where they touch countless other kids and then touch/kiss you
-animal feces is found in most meat
-diseased animals are still made into meat to be eaten
-better not stay in a hotel - semen, blood, vomit, etc. is not properly washed off…most comforters and floors are not washed in hotels.
Just to name a new off the top of my head…but wait…
-better not recieve communion at all because the priest shakes hands with all the parishoners, and I doubt that dab of water he gets on his hands washes it off…then he touches all the hosts and then spreads the germs to us all anyway!!!
Reasonable precautions can be (and I would argue
should be, based on the 5th Commandment) taken to avoid infection.
I don’t kiss my family members when they’re sick. And I also don’t bring sick family members to holiday events to get everyone else sick.
I don’t double dip. And I avoid dips that have been double dipped, especially by snot nosed kids whose parents aren’t teaching them manners.
I prefer fresh air to crowded rooms.
I don’t worry about shaking hands unless I know the person is ill and then I’ll wash my hands afterwards so I can pick my nose worry free.
I wash my hands before I eat. My mom taught me that one. My wife teaches my kids to do the same.
I use my foot to flush and to get out of public restrooms. I wash my hands before exiting.
I don’t eat raw food off contaminated surfaces.
I don’t eat fruit unless I wash it first.
I don’t lay on hotel comforters or floors.
I don’t engage in sodomy, sleep with prostitutes, fornicate, adulterate, or share needles.
I let the immune system God gave me do the rest. Thank God I don’t get sick too often.