Why does heaven look susipicously like Iraq?

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Sailor_Kenshin said:
You are celebrating too early. The end comes at 9PM EST. Just ask Mr. Camping. 😃
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But then it won’t be 21st May where I am. :confused: I’m not sure Mr Camping though this whole world zone thing through when he made his prediction.

It’s almost as if the whole thing is nonsense! :eek:

😃 😉 😛
 
Ah, but I read that it was a sort of rolling Apocalypse. So it would begin at 6pm at whichever place got to 6pm first, then the next place to reach 6pm would have its own earthquake, and so on. Which might well be how Santa does it…
 
Well I’ll be at mass then! Though honestly I’d much the rather the rapture had come this morning, then I wouldn’t have had to do any exam revision :whistle:
 
If heaven aint alot like Dixie, I dont want to go! If heaven aint alot like Dixie. Id just soon stay home. If they dont have a Grand Old Opry, like they do in Tennesee. You can send me to Hell or New York City, it will be bout the same to me!!
 
From what I understand guys, Harold made 72 million dollars of this little oops. 72 Million!!!:eek: Man am I in the wrong line of work. 😉
 
benidict said:
Howdy folks. Well. May 21st is here. The world has ended. Whan an anticlimax! I was expecting to see Jesus and Mary. Instead, this after life looks alot like Iraq. I was seriously expecting better of heaven. Not to mention it is 110 degrees, and I expected much balmier temperatures in paradise. How is your after life? Were you able to retain your vehicle, your job, your house? 😉 Thanks Mr. Camping. I really expected better. 😛
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That is because you are in Purgatory. What made you think you would be in Heaven?
 
benidict said:
From what I understand guys, Harold made 72 million dollars of this little oops. 72 Million!!!:eek: Man am I in the wrong line of work. 😉
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But it’s not pure profit. Think of what he spent on all those billboards.
 
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