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Absolutely not.Would you go door-to-door looking for converts if your local church asked you to?
Absolutely not.Would you go door-to-door looking for converts if your local church asked you to?
What I have found is that JWs have a problem with respect. They want you to respect the fact that they are JWs but they fell to respect the fact that your religion is different from thiers. One told me that I was studying from the wrong bible and that thier bible was the true one:hypno:You might want to invest in a few big “NO SOLICITING” and “NO RELIGIOUS SOLICITING” signs. I’ve read that JWs and Mormons disregard the “no soliciting” signs because they believe they’re not selling anything,so that’s why I suggested the “no religious soliciting” sign in addition to the other one. Also, can you disable your doorbell?
Well, I was really tired, but I wasn’t still dreaming.Why not welcome them and present the gospel of the grace of God to them? They deserve to hear the true gospel, too.
LOL Nice!My mother absolutely hates it when people come to the door evangelizing. Ironically, she’s athiest, but the one thing that really erks her about JWs is their refusal to be patriotic. So when they visit, she says “I’ll listen to your speech if you salute the flag of your country.”
Then they turn and walk away. Awesome!![]()
I have never thought about this one. It could scare some of them away.i had a friend who had two women come to his door first thing in the morning so all he was wearing was his bathrobe. When the woman handed him her litterature the robe flew open and the woman kept on going without missing a beat.![]()

it took me more than 20 minutes to get the proper info but, if that site listed doesn’t go directly go to sacred scripture forum look for thread Jesus interrupted …what do you make of this? Go to post # 5 Mark 77 and click on the link there. i went to it as I’d written it down & it didn’t go straight there. If it gives you an error message at the colberg site put in bert ehrman and it should come up anyway:takethat:i have another great JW story to share:
I met a nun once after mass and we got to talking and she told me what they do. She is from a contemplative order so that mostly what they do is pray and study so, they have time to cross reference and study the magazines and books left at the back door to their convent (which doesn’t lokk like a convent door). Most of these women also have at least Masters degrees including some in theology and philosophy bright women well armed intellectually. When the JW comes to the door they invite them in for milk and cookies, which she gleefully remarked followed by “last rites” since they taketurns debating them.:nun1::nun2:
usually leaving them never wanting to come back there again!
looks kinda like this:
colbertnation.com/thecolbert-report-videos/224128/april-09-2009/bart-ehman
I could disable the doorbell, but why should I? I do want to hear from normal people.(I don’t consider door-to-door religion salespeople normal, whatever their religion.) Wouldn’t the JW’sjust knock anyway.
Do the JW’s respect the “No Religious Solicitation” signs? I have a feeling they wouldn’t.
Maybe “JW’s will be fed to the pit bulls” is a better sign.![]()
What I have found is that JWs have a problem with respect. They want you to respect the fact that they are JWs but they fell to respect the fact that your religion is different from thiers. One told me that I was studying from the wrong bible and that thier bible was the true one:hypno:
Sounds like a definte laugh, don’t suppose you have a website or anything so I could hear it ? I’ll have to see if google will save us here. I’ve picked up stuff from UK before with it.There is a really funny monologue by Les Barker, performed by Allan Beswick, called ‘Jehovah’s Witness at the Door’ which describes the havoc caused on a quiet English street early one morning by a pair of Jehovah’s Witnesses ( they’re never seen singly
) It makes me smile every time I hear it
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