Absolutely absurd! The chalice being given to the laity is a novelty? The laity in the Western Church had access to the chalice until between 1200 and 1300 AD. I’ve heard others date it as late as 1400. In other words, we had it for far longer than we didn’t. And yes, it would be worth having a EMHC to assist the priest. I attend a huge parish and I’ve never understood why our priest cannot communicate everyone up the central aisle with the Most Sacred Body, with 2 of our other 3 priests communicating from the Chalice, but even if it was one priest with the paten and two EMHCs with two chalices, I fail to see how that is an abuse. We’re not stupid, we know the difference between the lay and clerical states. I wish more men would become permanent deacons (we’ve not one that I know of in our diocese) to replace the EMHC’s, but yes, even if it meant EMHCs. The bishops you accuse of having “different agendas” may only be responding to the following teaching of the Church (from the Catechism):
1390 Since Christ is sacramentally present under each of the species, communion under the species of bread alone makes it possible to receive all the fruit of Eucharistic grace. For pastoral reasons this manner of receiving communion has been legitimately established as the most common form in the Latin rite. ***But “the sign of communion is more complete when given under both kinds, since in that form the sign of the Eucharistic meal appears more clearly.”***225 This is the usual form of receiving communion in the Eastern rites.
If you don’t want to receive from the chalice, then don’t. No one forces you to do so.