You know you are a Roman Catholic when

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After kneeling down in the pews, your family pulls out 1962 missals to pray the Prayers at the Foot of the Altar each sunday before the OF Mass.

Then after mass, prays the “Prayers after Low Mass” together.
 
-Your Facebook news feed contains mostly people asking for prayer requests and the occasional Catholic hot topic debate {a la Communion in hand vs. tongue}.

-One of the first things you do after learning a foreign language is to try to learn the Hail Mary in that language.
 
Kopratic said:
-Your Facebook news feed contains mostly people asking for prayer requests and the occasional Catholic hot topic debate {a la Communion in hand vs. tongue}.
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Yep. And I also unfriended everyone with the red equal signs a few months ago. Now my facebook page looks something like one continuous Catholic meme or something!:o
 
I just came across this thread today…
embear said:
…you have nightmares about liturgical abuse. Last night I dreamed our alter server was Russel Brand in a speedo :nope:
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Thank you for that mental image.:eek: I am now going to try to stand on my head and pour bleach into my ear.
 
only after you recently converted to the Catholic Church, you now find the name “St. Peter’s” on your local episcopal church hilarious.
 
-when you are allergic to everything said against the Church and when that happends it’s difficult for you to stay calm and be charitable.
-when on internet you spend 99% of the time watching religious stuff.
-when you are glad you are home alone so that you can sing the Salve Regina in a gregorian style despite you having a terrible voice. No problem, Our Lady will not mind.😛
-when you pass by a church and you say Hi to Jesus in your heart.
 
When you immediately start praying the Hail Mary during a nightmare, and then find out you’ve been saying it out loud when you wake up in a cold sweat.
 
This just happened to be yesterday. I was checking the news on my phone when I saw the headline, “Cardinals Move Swiftly to Distance Themselves From Dwyer”. I was immediately confused and thought, “Who the heck is Cardinal Dwyer and what has he done wrong?” After a moment I realized that were talking about the football team.
 
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This just happened to be yesterday. I was checking the news on my phone when I saw the headline, “Cardinals Move Swiftly to Distance Themselves From Dwyer”. I was immediately confused and thought, “Who the heck is Cardinal Dwyer and what has he done wrong?” After a moment I realized that were talking about the football team.
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LOL

I love this thread.
 
…you see this Google doodle of Leo Tolstoy and your first thought is of St. Padre Pio. 😉

 
When your brothers tells you to stop saying the Hail Mary in your sleep 😃
When you die inside a little when you realize you’re running out of holy water
When you search Pope everyday into Google news, to check is they’re both doing okay
 
When you wonder if you’d notice if they replaced the communion wafers with actual styrofoam, and how close the bread can get before it stops being bread. 😃
 
…when you overhear a girl you hardly know about to pray a Rosary with her family over Skype, and you “stealthily” walk over and join them.

…when no one bats an eye at the above.

…when you keep a Rosary on you at all times in case you DO wind up praying an impromptu group Rosary.
 
Razanir said:
…when you overhear a girl you hardly know about to pray a Rosary with her family over Skype, and you “stealthily” walk over and join them.

…when no one bats an eye at the above.

…when you keep a Rosary on you at all times in case you DO wind up praying an impromptu group Rosary.
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THAT is awesome. I miss praying the rosary with other folks!
 
Also, one I forgot until it was too late to edit my other post:

…when your stories of seeing your students outside of school involve seeing them at Mass.
 
When other churches, even Anglican “High” churches, however beautiful and interesting, have something intrinsically missing.
When you wear a tiny Crucifix and don’t feel embarrassed if it shows.
When you find yourself weeping during the Good Friday service.
and mainly:
When you KNOW that you are receiving The Body and Blood of Christ.
 
You check the ingredients of the wine that your church uses to make sure that it is valid matter. Have a heart attack when you discover that it isn’t.:eek:
 
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