You Know You Live in a Small Town When:

  • Thread starter Thread starter mommyof4
  • Start date Start date
Status
Not open for further replies.
…the post office, the bank and the service station all shut down whenever there’s a fire because all the employees are volunteer fire fighters.

(True. Happened just last week. Thought the whole town had been abducted by aliens until I stopped to dump my trash and saw everyone’s car parked at the fire house.)
 
My largest parish has invited the other two communities over for Mass and a pot luck tomorrow. It is getting close.

One of the invited communities is 100 miles from the largest parish. Don’t know if we’ll have a lot of people from there, but I will go over to the middle parish to say Mass in the morning for those unable to make it all the way to Jordan. Mass at 8:30 in the morning in Circle (an hour away from Jordan) and at 11 in Jordan followed by the pot luck. I’m sure some of the other locals from Jordan will join in as well.

You know you are from a small town when you don’t think anything of calling a friend and driving an hour an a half one way just to do lunch 😉
Just to let those who were following this thread know I have returned.

You know you are from a small town when they are talking about the high school football team moving from 8 man football to 6 man football because of a lack of students.
 
…you are miserable and realize buying a house and moving with 3 kids to the middle of nowhere was a BAD idea and you can’t wait to get back to the city.😛 😃

I guess small town life is not for everyone:)

(:confused: Does it count as a ‘town’ if there are under 200 people?)
 
The paper identifies locals by first name only and everyone knows who they are.
The want ads have no phone numbers and everyone still calls.
 
Just to let those who were following this thread know I have returned.

You know you are from a small town when they are talking about the high school football team moving from 8 man football to 6 man football because of a lack of students.
Hey the school where I teach just moved to 6 man. We co-op with Medicine Lake and still don’t have enough…

Glad to see this thread revived.

Fr. Leo…Where is your Church located? Like I have mentioned previously I do come through Jordan several times a year. I would love to stop but I never usually leave the main road…only stop I have ever made is to the gas station.

Have a Blessed week!!!
 
My largest parish has invited the other two communities over for Mass and a pot luck tomorrow. It is getting close.

One of the invited communities is 100 miles from the largest parish. Don’t know if we’ll have a lot of people from there, but I will go over to the middle parish to say Mass in the morning for those unable to make it all the way to Jordan. Mass at 8:30 in the morning in Circle (an hour away from Jordan) and at 11 in Jordan followed by the pot luck. I’m sure some of the other locals from Jordan will join in as well.

You know you are from a small town when you don’t think anything of calling a friend and driving an hour an a half one way just to do lunch 😉
GOD BLESS YOU FATHER!
 
Hey the school where I teach just moved to 6 man. We co-op with Medicine Lake and still don’t have enough…

Glad to see this thread revived.

Fr. Leo…Where is your Church located? Like I have mentioned previously I do come through Jordan several times a year. I would love to stop but I never usually leave the main road…only stop I have ever made is to the gas station.

Have a Blessed week!!!
If you are coming from the east and heading west, look to the right as you pass main street. You should see a large gray church. You’ll be looking at the back side of the church. If you look to the left you’ll see the Jordan Community Bible Church. Just take a drive around the block and you’ll see the front of the church. The “rectory” is a trailer across the street next to the Assembly of God Church. We have 8 churches in Jordan and two bars and a pop of 320.

If you are co-oping with Med Lake you must still be 8 man this year. I was up there for the game my first weekend back from my deployment.
 
Just to let those who were following this thread know I have returned.

You know you are from a small town when they are talking about the high school football team moving from 8 man football to 6 man football because of a lack of students.
You know you’re from a small town when you know what 8 man football is, and half-court basketball.
 
Your still running into people you went to highschool with 20 plus years later. 😃 Everybody looks familiar and the mail man knows all about your family :eek: 🤷
 
Your still running into people you went to highschool with 20 plus years later. 😃 Everybody looks familiar and the mail man knows all about your family :eek: 🤷
Your high school reunions have the exact same attendees as your garage sale.
 
Ok, this is a true story… 😉

My dad, brother, and I were driving home (not to a small town… we got about 88,000…) and we drove through a VERY small east texas town… and saw this big pile up of cars in the road… We all thought there’d been a wreck or something, but as we got closer, we saw what looked like a small black dog running down the middle of the road! There were people on each side, trying to get it… Buuuuuuut… when we got closer still, we saw that it wasn’t a dog… it was a PIG!!! A small, black, PIG!!! The people on either side of the road were the owners, trying to get Little Porky home…
Sigh… only in small towns do people break for pigs… 😃
 
Ok, this is a true story… 😉

My dad, brother, and I were driving home (not to a small town… we got about 88,000…) and we drove through a VERY small east texas town… and saw this big pile up of cars in the road… We all thought there’d been a wreck or something, but as we got closer, we saw what looked like a small black dog running down the middle of the road! There were people on each side, trying to get it… Buuuuuuut… when we got closer still, we saw that it wasn’t a dog… it was a PIG!!! A small, black, PIG!!! The people on either side of the road were the owners, trying to get Little Porky home…
Sigh… only in small towns do people break for pigs… 😃
:rotfl:
 
. . .
You know you are from a small town when they are talking about the high school football team moving from 8 man football to 6 man football because of a lack of students.
In my high school we couldn’t have a girl’s basketball team because there were only 5 girls in the school.
 
You know you live in a small town when:

–You call 911 and every able bodied person in town shows up and parks in your yard.:crutches:

—The local store has a bench in front for old men to sit and whittle.

–You want to know the latest news, so you stop at Willie’s Hair Shop for a trim.

—People who come to visit ask where the rest of the town is.

–There are two places to eat, but all the locals go to the Farmer’s Cafe.

----There is an announcement on the radio when a cow gets out.

–Everybody knows your name the day after you move there.

–You have a flat tire and the two strangers who stop to help know your life history.

–You hooked the bumber of a 1967 Beetle around a telephone pole guidewire and the guys who lifted it up and unhooked it still tease you about it 20 years later.😃

----There’s a potluck and everyone knows whose dish not to eat, but they take some anyway so the person wont feel bad because nobody ate it.

–You go to the grocery store only to discover you left your checkbook at home.😊 The owner let’s you leave with the items unpaid for because she “Knows you’re good for it.”
 
If you are coming from the east and heading west, look to the right as you pass main street. You should see a large gray church. You’ll be looking at the back side of the church. If you look to the left you’ll see the Jordan Community Bible Church. Just take a drive around the block and you’ll see the front of the church. The “rectory” is a trailer across the street next to the Assembly of God Church. We have 8 churches in Jordan and two bars and a pop of 320.

If you are co-oping with Med Lake you must still be 8 man this year. I was up there for the game my first weekend back from my deployment.
Next time on my way through I will make it a point to stop in. You are right our varsity is 8 man and jr-jv is 6. How was the game…is that the one where we lost miserably or is that the one where we triumphantly won? I have 4 different schools that I am actively involved and I can’t keep track.
 
Next time on my way through I will make it a point to stop in. You are right our varsity is 8 man and jr-jv is 6. How was the game…is that the one where we lost miserably or is that the one where we triumphantly won? I have 4 different schools that I am actively involved and I can’t keep track.
The church is always open, we can still do that in a small town.

I think you won the first half and it was almost a tie for the second half, which resulted in a win for you 🤷
 
It is always nice to win…especially since we aren’t always the best as a team.

I think it is especially nice that you can leave your church open. What time are your services? I may have mentioned that I live in Williston but grew up in Lewistown so I do pass through. I love to take my kids to different churches. They like how they are so similar but each unique…so do I for that matter 😉

Hey my dad was in Jordan with a band not to long ago. I think it may have been either for a wedding or a rodeo. I can’t keep track.

I hope you all have a fabulous week!
 
It is always nice to win…especially since we aren’t always the best as a team.

I think it is especially nice that you can leave your church open. What time are your services? I may have mentioned that I live in Williston but grew up in Lewistown so I do pass through. I love to take my kids to different churches. They like how they are so similar but each unique…so do I for that matter 😉

Hey my dad was in Jordan with a band not to long ago. I think it may have been either for a wedding or a rodeo. I can’t keep track.

I hope you all have a fabulous week!
We normally have Mass at 8:45 am on Sunday in Jordan and at 11:30 am in Circle. I then usually have Mass at 4:30 pm on Sunday in Richey.

Coming from Williston, if you turn down Main Street at the west end of Richey, the church is just to the right. You can see it from the highway. We keep that one locked since there are so few people and no body living in the area to watch it. In Circle the church is two blocks past main street and one block to the right. Big red brick church next to the court house and the schools. It is also open all of the time.

I wonder if your dad was in Jordan for the fair in Aug. I think I heard they had a band there for a dance. I was still in Kyrgyzstan with the Air Force so I missed all of fairs this year.
 
Ok, this is a true story… 😉

My dad, brother, and I were driving home (not to a small town… we got about 88,000…) and we drove through a VERY small east texas town… and saw this big pile up of cars in the road… We all thought there’d been a wreck or something, but as we got closer, we saw what looked like a small black dog running down the middle of the road! There were people on each side, trying to get it… Buuuuuuut… when we got closer still, we saw that it wasn’t a dog… it was a PIG!!! A small, black, PIG!!! The people on either side of the road were the owners, trying to get Little Porky home…
Sigh… only in small towns do people break for pigs… 😃
My mother lives on the outskirts of a small village and used to keep 4 cows for their consumption. One day the cows broke through the fence, headed up the road and ran into the town and down the main street. What a sight that must have been with the locals in their pickup trucks and others on foot chasing them trying to round them up! That was the most exciting thing that had happened there in months. Of course everyone knew whose cows they were, because in that village you not only kow all the people, you know all their animals too!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top