You might be in a redneck church if

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Finish the sentence…Catholic or Protestant.
Keep in mind I’ve lived in WV for a decade now.:eek:
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Keep it light.
 
…the church closes during hunting season.:eek:
I have actually seen this.
 
If your preacher looks like the guys from Duck Dynasty.
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Mass times are scheduled around the Wildcats game schedule…
 
This Sunday’s reading was from the book of Ram: “Thine enemies must Ford the deep waters, but thou shalt Dodge the sea.”
 
…you’re at the altar with your sister.

(sorry you guys)
 
**The three ways I can usually tell If I’m in a redneck church…
  1. The choir is known as the “OK Chorale.”
  2. Boone’s Farm “Tickle Pink” is the favorite wine for communion.
  3. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names
    in the church directory.**
 
Love this thread!

As someone who was baptized in a creek, keep ‘em comin’!👍
 
I can honestly say that I’m not Redneck…and probably never will be. I’ve lived in the NE all my life.
However, this thread is just awesome!
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3. In a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names
in the church directory.**
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Redneck…or just Welsh!

Hubby came up with six last names that make up about 90% of the population of Wales.

Ever seen the movie “The Englishmen that went up a hill and came down a mountain”?
 
… the priest blesses guns and hunting dogs outside after Mass.

… the Stations of the Cross are painted on black velvet.

… there is a wasp nest in the sanctuary.
 
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